Monday, November 2, 2009

The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright... (c) Captain Koons

.... He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch, up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

So, I was wearing the shirt below today... and it got me thinking about some amazing skits/roles Christopher Walken was in...

Enjoy a few below..

More Cowbell skit that inspired my shirt...

Fatboy Slim vid for Weapon of Choice...

His reading of Lady Gaga's Pokerface