Thursday, November 19, 2009


Me jumpin in the lake back in '04

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius.
Today we salute you, Mr. Mirror Lake Jumper-Inner Ignoring the obvious dangers of hypothermia, you trudge onward and plunge into a 27 degree body of water in the middle of November. Armed only with an abundance of buckeyes around your neck, you are living proof that nothing is unbearable as long as you have a big set of nuts. Splashing around tirelessly, you disregard frigid temperatures and try to warm yourself by incessantly chanting "O-H" and "I-O." Why do you do it they ask? Because no matter how cold it is you're not afraid to show a little school spirit and a pure hatred for those bastards from Michigan. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light oh Legend of the Lake, because when it comes to the Buckeyes, you're simply NUTS.

So, the OSU v. Michigan game is vastly approaching... and today is the day that I would be jumping into mirror lake to assure that the Buckeyes will be victorious! I'm not gonna lie I am kind of sad that this is the first year that I will not be in Ohio/Michigan during the festivities... LOOK AT THE THROW BACK UNIFORMS!!!! I'm sooooo pumped! My Mom is coming to the Chi this weekend so we're gonna hit up the Buckeye Bar on Saturday... can't wait!

Check out the breakdown of the full uniform HERE

And to all you lame M*CH&G@N fans...

Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius. (Reaaaal Men of Genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan. (Mr. Delusional Michigan Faaan!)
Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly high preseason ranking. (Grasping for straaaws!)
Season after season, you scramble with futile attempts at damage control when the Wolverines lose to a grossly less talented opponent. (How’d Northwestern score fifty-fouuurr!)
Inevitably, you’ll bring up the past, and boast of National Championships won 40 years before you were born. (Those were the daaaaays!)
You will point out that you have more wins than any other program as though that were relevant to the current season. (Been playin’ since 1870!)
Go on, ignore that home loss to Ohio State in the season finale, and continue to believe that you’ll defeat your bowl opponent with striking ease. (We’ll win by thirteeeeey!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take comfort knowing that when you lose your bowl game and drop from the top 25, you’ll be back to number 3 when the preseason polls come out again next year. (Mr. Delusional Michigan Faaaan!)