Wednesday, December 31, 2008


With this being New Years Eve and all, I found it ever so fitting to post my 'Middle Finger List of '08' here instead of it's usual home... my AOL away message lol

The Writers Strike
Britney Spears (she doesn't necessarily deserve the middle finger, I think life gave it to her in '08)
Hannah Montana
Beyonce' Direct Tv commercials (Year 2 for this appearance... Mrs. Carter is a veteran)
Auto-tune (The over use is just ridiculous...)
The excessive use of the word swag (my swag is better than your swag's swag, which is better than your swag's swag's swag on Sunday... JUST STOP!)
The economy
Gas prices
Airlines chargin to check bags
Sarah Palin (with this being Wednesday it's only fitting that Mrs. Palin is the 'IWP' of the week)
People with their Kayne 'Can't Tell Me Nothing' scarves... Please, find a new trend. Just last week I saw a girl wearing the scarf AS A DRESS... Please, just stop.

A Few Good Things About '08
NY Giants beating the Patriots
The Dark Knight
Boost Mobile George Washington commercial

Vampires (they got LOADS of play in '08)
Tina Fey
CNN's use of the hologram

Thanks to all the readers of my blog... Expect more ignorance from HurtMEEZYSoul in '09!


This song... is that deal. It's sooo meeeee "Hands down/I'm too proud for love."

Little Bit

Artist: Lykke Li
Song Title: A Lil Bit

Lykke Li is a swedish indie rock singer PLEASE do yourself a favor and check out her first album Youth Novels... Be expecting to hear A LOT from her in the near future....

Tuesday, December 30, 2008


People actually think like this... and that's sad. The music + the lyrics = just plain splendor

You got to do it yourself, do-do-do, do it yourself (c) Gloria Gaynor

I got my first Munny a couple months ago and have done NOTHING to it... I thought this 'do it yourself' creation was well known but after talking to a few people I found out that I was sadly mistaken. I then decided to share the amazingness that is the Munny doll so that you too can become as intrigued as moi.

Well, here it is. You can buy it props, accessories, and even clothes lol. It basically is just a create your own kind of toy for imaginative and creative type folk. Take note of what I said earlier about mine still being blank... Here are a few examples of what talented people made of their Munny...

You get the point... Lets hope my Munny will have an identity before 2012. I'll keep you posted...

Monday, December 29, 2008

It's trickin if ya got it or not (c) Vandalyzm

LOU LOVE! Just showin a fellow hometown homie some well deserved SHINE! Vandalyzm is showin the world that their is more to the StL than hurrr, thurrr, and all that mess.

Here is a track for you to enjoy.... :)

Check out the mixtape if you still aren't convinced... I guarantee it will make you a believer! I'm personally looking forward to the new one on which he rhymes over artists such as; The Flaming Lips, Death Cab, and Rage... I knew I wasn't the only nigga in tune with my eclectic side... LETS BROADEN OUR HORIZON'S PEOPLE!

Want to know more? Check out hiphopdx's interview with him HERE

and don't forget...


Sorry for exposing you to my nerdom but I thought this was really cool... This music was made only from Windows 98 and XP sounds...

Sunday, December 28, 2008

til we lose ____ (insert control here but Yeezy couldn't hit the note) (c) Ye

Ahhhh hahahahaha. I wish the actual performance wasn't taken down... It is pure comedy!

Hello Roto (c) Motorola with Meezy revisions...

Mr. West's 'Heartless' vid is causing quite an uproar... Just wanted to share a few videos prior to this one that used the rotoscoping technique...

Incubus - Drive - The top video clips of the week are here

and these are just a few that I can think of off the top of my head... I'm sure there are more

What is rotoscoping you ask? Well basically it's when a person traces over live action film frame by frame. Still don't understand? Well, if you're a lame like me then you will enjoy this 'How To' video via youtube

Let me upgrade you (c) Beyonce'

2010? Yup, that's the word on the street, but Sony is not making ANY promises... They better tell me something, because I have a PS2 and was CONSIDERING buying a PS3 but I'm not gonna if they're just gonna come out with this thing in 2010. Who knows with me though, I'm so indecisive... That's why I'm stuck in the ICE AGES with my archaic game system.

Facebook Fun

Ignant Nigga is at tha gig, money dont sleep neitha can i, gotta get up lace up da nikes n start tha paper chase. 10:50pm - 5 Comments

Meezy at 10:50pm December 27
Nikes? Just like a coon.

Ignant Nigga at 10:53pm December 27 via Facebook Mobile Texts
lol u already kno brand loyality 2 nike is genetically coded n 2 our dna

Meezy at 10:56pm December 27
Just like our love for chicken, and strawberry watermelon flavored soda; resulting in high blood pressure and diabetes... Even the creator hated niggas.

Ignant Nigga at 10:58pm December 27 via Facebook Mobile
lol precisely nigga y do u think we're born with bad credit and a criminal record

Meezy at 12:29am December 28 via Facebook Mobile
If those weren't the truest words ever spoken..I don't even qualify for rent a center

Saturday, December 27, 2008


After helping a friend of mine look for bags, of course I came across a couple that I wanted to hold, and love. Why must kidrobot ruin my life?!?!?! And more specifically.... MY WALLET! Grrrr

Check em out in detail HERE.... ENJOYYY :)

Friday, December 26, 2008

Marcus DAAAAAARLING (c) Eartha Kitt

A lil something to make you smile amidst the tragedy that is the passing of Eartha. RIP... From Broadway to the big screen, you are truly an inspiration!

He's all alone some things will never change (c) Kid Cudi


Artist: Kid Cudi
Song Title: Day 'n' Nite
Mr. Cudi, whose gov'ment name is Scott Mescudi is an up and coming Hip Hop artist hailing from Da Land. (Cleveland, Ohio) You may recognize his vocals on the track 'Welcome to Heartbreak' on Yeezy's 808's and Heartbreak. A very talented dude, being a weirdo myself I always can relate to songs about recluses... GO TEAM LONER, you aren't so alone after all Mr. Mescudi... I have a feeling a couple others can relate to this track by the response it is getting. He's just him, hate it or love it... and in today's day and age, to me that's refreshing.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Did you wrap your present before stuffing it in the stocking? (c) Santa

HAPPY HOLIDAYS ALL!!! Remember to 'Spread the cheer, and nothing else!' (c) Trojan

Wednesday, December 24, 2008


And this weeks 'IWP' is........
Bernie Madoff

Mr. Madoff WAS a NASDAQ chairman and a very well respected Wall Street investment advisor. However, that all came to a screeching halt when he confessed to the FBI that he'd committed securities fraud. Head over to Newsweek and read Rabi Marc Gellman's letter to Mr. Madoff, it's quite compelling.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

In the armmssssss of the angellllll (c) Sarah McLachlan

Just when I thought the Sarah McLachlan Animal Cruelty videos couldn't get any more depressing... THEY OUT DID THEMSELVES. This silent night holiday version is just plain sad.

Monday, December 22, 2008

I can't always be waiting, waiting on you... (c) J. Johnson

Well it's been almost a year and these shoes have yet to come to the US... I think I have been more than patient so HONG KONG STOP HOGGING THE SWEET KICKS AND LET ME PARTAKE IN THEIR BEAUTY!!!!!!!!! *walks away from the screen for seven minutes to calm down* But seriously, it's not fair... :'(

Sunday, December 21, 2008

WAY TO GO DETROIT... or not...

Today the Detroit Lions became the first 0-15 team EVER... Their last chance to secure a win is against Green Bay... Hmmmm can you say 0-16?

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Man he don stepped on my J's (c) Nelly

HAPPY 11/12 PACK RELEASE DAY! I got mine... do you? Lol

Friday, December 19, 2008


Artist: Paramore
Song: Misery Business
Ok, so this song is super old but everytime I listen to it it's like I'm hearing it for the first time. Hayley Williams' voice is AMAZING, be sure to check out the acoustic performance of this on youtube for proof. This song gives me hope that while hoes may win in the short term, in the long run the nice girls will finish first...

Fav lyrics: Well there's a million other girls who do it just like you/Looking as innocent as possible to get to who/They want and what they like it's easy if you do it right/Well I refuse, I refuse, I refuse

Check out this piano cover, I will be teaching myself this song. This cover is INCREDIBLE!!

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Baby I can do whatever, I'm white (c) Rucka Ali

Hey, he ain't lyin....

Wednesday, December 17, 2008


So apparently now the men have gotten hip. For years they would complain about women 'creating an illusion' with push up bra's, girdles, etc. Now, the men are able to participate. The male girdle also referred to as the 'mirdle' will be hitting stores soon for the guy that has a little more to love... Get it for the guy in your life that's self conscious about his 'spare tires...' lol


It's that time again, and this week's 'IWP' is...

While this clip taken from The View's show yesterday isn't THAT bad, her hypocrisy and hate, hate, hate is real (see the clip below for more proof)... Her ignorant comments throughout the election run were plentiful. My only wish is that she would be reincarnated as a black person in her next life, only then will she realize how RIDICULOUS her views are.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

But you are not a boy, so you don't have a clue... REMIX, REMIX (c) Robert Kelly

I thought 'If I Were a Boy' with just Beyonce' was entertaining enough... BOY was I wrong... Ignorance in a way only Kels can supply lol

Monday, December 15, 2008

I was on top of that car like I was the HULK (c) MC

Some people need to cool it on the facebook statuses....

MC has been in jail since 12:33pm...racism is a b*tch, but atleast im not a daddy & i discovered Y real mean become niggas & play females. NEVER AGAIN!!!
4 hours ago - 5 Comments

LM at 5:35pm December 15

MC at 5:41pm December 15 via Facebook Mobile
I may be in JAIL, but they kno i dont belong here in this dengy ass black & white outfit, thats Y they gave me my phone!!!but ill nvr get played by another female. when i found out u were pregnant i shoulda acted like a straight up nigga & turned the other cheek. i never shoulda been at planned parenthood tryina stop the abortion. probably aint mine. but on a brighter note, i finally fully understand the Lord's Prayer. i may be angry & dont talk like i understand it but im not perfect. Despite where im at, i STILL SMILE & hav a sense of HUMOR LOL. i was ontop of that car like i was the HULK, until the police showed up lol, then i realized im not bullet proof & that racist person wanted 2 shoot me. the other 3 cruisors were cool, but i dont understand Y u need 4 cars for a 5'5 person like myself lol i wasnt even on top of my car when they pulled up, i was on the phone inside of my car sittin wit the door open, but all of the officers R real cool, except the 1 r cool ppl

1. Why is this nigga posting a status update FROM jail?
2. Why do I know allllll of this niggas business and I don't even know him like that?
3. Why did he even bring the Lord's prayer into this?
4. Why do I have a headache after reading this? I wish he spent more time on the hooked on phonics website, instead of facebook

Black people.... We need to do better.

Dictated not Read,

The Management.

5/1/09..... CAN'T WAITTTT


AHHHHH I <3 Wolverine.... CHECK OUT GAMBIT SON! Can't waittttttttt

Your hair looks like something I killed on the highway! (c) Jim Carrey

What was said about Blagojevich's eyebrows/hair is PRICELESS

Baby Got Back (c) Sir Mixx A Lot

I saw these in the beauty supply store in the StL and had to investigate... I couldn't believe it! It's like a push up bra... for your derriere... What is the world coming to?

It all comes crashing down... (c) N.E.R.D

Oh how I love this song... YAY for them finally making a video for it!

Sunday, December 14, 2008


An Angry reporter throws a shoe at Bush... Well deserved.


Aubrey Drake Graham also known as Jimmy from Degrassi has been causing quite a stir... I must admit that I assumed he was going to be one of these MJ's (with baseball) or Shaq's (with anything that is NOT BASKETBALL*) and was trying to dab into things that he has no business... But that is not the case, this dude actually has genuine talent as a rapper, singer, and an actor... His newest mixtape SO FAR GONE is supposed to be coming soon, so be sure to check it out... Here's the artwork so far

for those that don't know it's based off of a monumental cover of the magazine The Economist

Stay up to date on Drizzy's mixtape progress at his blog:

*please refer to the film KAZAAM...

Saturday, December 13, 2008

You're my disease....? (c) Justin Timberlake

Ok, so I don't know how many other people are perturbed by this but I figured misery loves company, so I'll bring it to your attention if you missed it because it has been driving me crazy.

'It's like I checked into rehab/you're my disease.'

Rihanna's song Rehab... Do you go to Rehab for disease's or is this a new thing? I don't think there's a rehab for Syphilis, you just go to the doctor for that homey. What bothers me the most is that the word disease wasn't even trying to fulfill a rhyming requirement. They could have easily put some line that was actually relevant... Addiction? SOMETHING. You would think Justin Timberlake, Timbaland, or Hannon Lane would have caught such an error, after all it did take THREE of you to write this uber average song. Just wack.


Song Title: Electric Relaxation
Artist: A Tribe Called Quest
An oldie but definitely a goodie, a 'raunchy' song of sorts but it's just so dag on smooth that you can't help but vibe out... Despite the debauchery. I LOVEEEEE this song, even though I was only 8 when it came out :-p awaits your song suggestions! :)

Friday, December 12, 2008

You marry a role and/you give up your soul/til it breaks down (c) Something Corporate

So I've been seeing a lot of this with the males in my immediate circle, and some that are not so I couldn't help but touch on it. Recently a lot of men with girlfriends have been hitting on me, which has been making me very pessimistic about relationships, but I digress. I am often described as the 'cool girl.' The antithetical high maintenance, materialistic, stupid, 'extra regular' (c) R. Penn II girl that seems to be getting all the play nowadays... And what I realized is that... These dudes in my immediate circle that keep propositioning me are just GREEDY. They want their skank skeeza, and the girl they can talk to about what's going on the NBA, and I am NOT being that outlet any longer! Lol. After talking to a friend, I realized that these dudes are just settling, they couldn't find what they were looking for in one person, so to avoid being lonely they just take what they can get. Which leads me to this blog....

Contentment vs. Compatibility

I mean I personally know the importance of compatibility when looking for a significant other but a few of my male friends seem to be willing to give in to the idea of being content in lieu of being compatible with a person.... (I blame it on the fact that it's getting cold, people wanting to cuddle up... 'hibernate' if you will... Hey, it explains why most people are born in the Autumn months), but don't they realize that this in turn only hurts them in the long run. I mean the 'crush/infatuation' phase only lasts so long until you realize hey this girl is sexy, but I hate hearing her talk because I am not remotely interested in anything she is interested in. We have NOTHING in common.'

That was just one example...another example of being content is when you have been in a relationship with a girl and figure 'I've been through the fire' (c) Chaka Khan (and no that was not an STD reference) with this broad, I love her, she loves me... That's all we need right? HELL TO THA NAW, because the more time you spend with her, the more you realize that she is not a good compliment to your pomp (swag would go here but I'm sooooo tired of that played out word, so I'm going with 'pomp,' yes pomp as in; grandeur, splendor, array... DON'T JUDGE ME). It's nothing that this girl did, in fact she has never been anything but marvelous too me, she just doesn't do it for me anymore...but I'll just stay with her because inevitably I'm just going to go through this with another chic anyway... And I've already got time invested in this one so, 'I'm gon stick wit u' (c) Pussycat Dolls.

This is being content fella's and it's a BAAADDDDDDD idea. Why do you ask? Because no matter how long you 'stick it out' the fact that you are in the 'content stage' is eventually gonna come out whenever you happen to come across that person you may in fact be compatible with. This in turn is going to make you resentful of this girl that you've been dealing with that you knew wasn't up to par, but you were too big of a sissy to admit it to yourself, and her.

Patience is key when looking for compatibility. Now don't get me wrong I understand that we live in a microwave society and we want things now... So around the winter time I'm not mad at cha if you get in a few After 9/content based relationships. But in the end what is wrong with you that you can't be alone for a lil minute and enjoy the company of oneself? (mixed in with a few one night stands.) However this is where the problem lies.... such situations can have you stuck in that predicament for the long haul. My advice (though it means nothing)? Listen to the e-harmony ads, and 'find out what it's like to be matched based on true compatibility.' *cough, cough* weak niggas *cough, cough*

Wednesday, December 10, 2008


It seems as though these last couple weeks 'IWP' has had something to do with politics, and ironically this week is no exception.

"I don't care whether you tape me privately or publicly. I can tell you that whatever I say is always lawful." -Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich

Well that certainly isn't the case Mr. Blagojevich because you clearly got caught saying some pretty unlawful things in regards to selling Obama's seat in the Senate.

But hey... I'm thinking that the political pundits may have misunderstood Blagojevich. He is just coming up with new ways to bolster the economy.

Click Here to learn more about what lead up to this 'IWP's' arrest

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

You crazy for this one Mahmoud (c) Andy Samberg

Random Convo between Bia and Bia for your enjoyment...

Bia: That was the funniest sh*t I have seen in a long time... second only to prop 8 the musical starring jack black as jesus.
Me: Wasn't is great?! Jack Black was so convincing as our Lord and savior... My alarm goes off and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS...
Bia: i checked my phone and saw you rang and jizzed in my pants. so f*cking genius
Me: Andy Samberg needs to impregnate me. In fact I'm going to start collecting his used pants on ebay on the off chance that there is a semen sample in it, cause I can't wait for romance.
Bia: that was beautifully poetic. i in fac am stealing that quote and claimin it as my own
Me: I was lookin for Michael Phelps sperm on ebay. I was even planning a water birth (after discussing this with my friends E-Wally and Chairbear)... keepin the child in its familiar element. It'll come out swimmin and collecting gold medals. We all decided on the name Phelps Phelps so their is no question of paternity.
Bia: hahaha you all are such geniuses for planning this ornate ordeal and training your child from birth. when nature and nurture come together you will have a god child
Bia: as a matter of fact i am going to pray to phelps phelps
Me: You should... Behold the second coming
Bia: praise white god and his white son phelps phelps

Monday, December 8, 2008

What ever happened to important things in movies... Like, a PLOT (c) Aaron McGruder

*Insert shameless plug here* From the creators of The Boondocks...Check out The Super Rumble Mix Show on Youtube! This will have to fill the void of the Boondocks for now. The clips are great... Here's one I enjoyed (sorry to any Tyler Perry fans *cough, cough* my roommates that I may have offended) lol.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Jizzed in my pants (c) The Lonely Island

Youtube will probably shut this down soon but I couldn't resist. I will DEFINITELY be coppin this cd 2/10/2009 :)

Embedding was disabled so CLICK HERE to see this amazing vid!

Saturday, December 6, 2008

EAT S&^T DIE! (c) Yeezy

Kanye actin a FOOL at his concert in Australia after a fan threw a penny at him

Friday, December 5, 2008


Showin a fellow StL-ian some luv that just so happens to be
a stellar crooner.... Check out the song 'Sunshine' and various others at and tell him MEEZY sent cha! :) is still longing for your 'Song of the Week' suggestions...

Thursday, December 4, 2008

For years I used to love reading comic books... Then I turned 7 (c) Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

Triumph at the San Diego Comic Con... Sure he's making fun of people such as me, but hey even I can laugh at myself from time to time... :)

Wednesday, December 3, 2008



Where as Mr. Martin did lose the election to Republican incumbent Saxby Chambliss yesterday.... This is NOT why he is granted the 'IWP' title. Sure, we all knew what Jim was trying to do by getting the likes of T.I, Jeezy, and Ludacris to speak on his behalf but... BABY steps Mr. Martin BABY steps. The white democratic population of Georgia are the ones awarding Mr. Martin with this award today. You see, in their eyes it is Jim's overly progressive ways that cost him this election. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE the fact that he was attempting to gain more of the black vote by attempting to bridge the gap between politics and the hip hop influence, HOWEVER you have to find a way of doing so WITHOUT alienating the white vote... White folk tend to not so much value the opinion of those with singles in rotation with lyrics such as; 'If I take one more drink/I'm gon end up f*&king you' (c) Luda... I'm down for change... As is the world currently, but you gotta ease people into it... This move was too drastic... Especially for those in the extremely conservative state that is Georgia... Sorry homie.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

PROPOSITION 8.... The Musical?

See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die

Monday, December 1, 2008

Rhodes Scholar/Athlete? Hmmmm

Shout out to Myron Rolle for breaking all kinds of stereotypes associated with black male athletes by accepting the oh so prestigious Rhodes Scholarship. Yes this Florida State Safety did in fact opt to fore go his senior season of eligibility to study at Oxford.... now that's sexy. GOOD LUCK TO YOU MR. ROLLE! :)