Sunday, November 30, 2008

Refresh Your Flow...

Since FNF Radio is on a hiatus... This is the next best thing I suppose... Be sure to check out Lu's interview with Estelle and Luda... it's SPLENDIDLY entertaining!

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Saturday, November 29, 2008

You better GET IT WHITE BOY!

He hits the dutty wind better than some niggas I know...

Friday, November 28, 2008


WEEK 5. Send me song suggestions...

Artist: Incubus
Song Title: Dig
First of All Chris Kilmore you amazing turntablist God you... Teach me the ways of the turntable oh noble sensei. Anyway, I love this song because it's about friendship and surrounding yourself with people that keep you grounded. As my friend so eloquently reminds me on a daily basis 'I knew you when you were ugly!' (c) Bia. Gotta keep people like that in your fav 5... cause arrogance is lame, and the groupies only love ya when you're on top ;-)

Fav lyric of the song: so when weakness turns my ego up/I know you'll count on the me from yesterday/if I turn into another/dig me up from under what is covering/the better part of me/sing this song/remind me that we'll always have each other/when everything else is gone.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008


Welcome to the first installment of 'Irresponsible White Person Wednesday' in this segment opener we haveeee...

Mark Fuhrman

'Yeah we work with niggers and gangs. You can take one of these niggers, drag 'em into the alley and beat the sh*t out of them and kick them. You can see them twitch. It really relieves your tension... we had them begging that they'd never be gang members again, begging us. I would tell them, you do what you're told, understand, nigger?' (c) Mr. Fuhrman.

For those of you that aren't familiar with Mr. Fuhrman, he is an ex LAPD detective that worked on the OJ trial. He is credited with being the one who found OJ's bloody glove. He was later charged with committing perjury when he testified about finding said glove. To this day Mr. Fuhrman is the only person related to the OJ case that got convicted of criminal charges.
How did he go down you ask? One word... nigger. The defense proved that Mr. Fuhrman's past racially charged remarks made him susceptible to doing stupid things such as planting evidence. So today we salute you Mr. Fuhrman for proving that there are in fact niggers in ALL races... MORON.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Fresh... YES HE IS! (c) Mr. Fiasco

In honor of Mr. Thom Browne acquiring the title of GQ's Designer of the Year I decided to post Mr. Browne's 10 Guidelines for dressing like a gentleman... Take notes fellas! ENJOY!

1. I don’t understand why everybody thinks that dressing casually is so much more comfortable. I’m as comfortable in a suit as I am in anything else.

2. Good champagne—good, not expensive—has been my cocktail of choice for as long as I can remember. I like them all—Bollinger, Taittinger, and others. I also collect champagne coupes; I have more than 10. They’re one of the few things that I collect.

3. Chariots of Fire, Death in Venice, North by Northwest, and The Thomas Crown Affair are some of my favorite films—and they’re all particularly inspiring for menswear. I watch movies all the time but I don’t like to go to the theater. It’s just too much.

4. Guys shouldn’t spend a lot of money on a haircut. I go to Chelsea Barbers in New York, where I pay about $30. The price went up, but I’m very loyal to the woman there.

5. It’s sad that the cell phone is replacing the watch as a time-telling device. I wear a vintage watch that’s really skinny.

6. When it comes to shoes, you don’t really need more than a few pairs of wing tips or oxfords. They’re classics. And I wear only black shoes in the city. Brown ones are for the country.

7. Men don’t know enough about being courteous toward women. You should get into a cab before a woman so she doesn’t have to slide across the seat. And you should always go first into a revolving door so she doesn’t have to push—unless it’s moving, then let her go first.

8. Seersucker and khaki suits are the key to looking put-together in the summer. I also wear shorts year-round. And I would never say never, but I don’t wear sandals. With shorts, it’s wing tips and tennis socks.

9. I like menswear from the late fifties and early sixties. It’s the uniformity and the lack of choice from that era that I respond to. It’s also the last time that there was such a distinct American style. Now it’s all jumbled up and homogenized.

10. I love white linen sheets, but they need to be ironed, so that limits my use of them. Otherwise, I like really good, starched white cotton sheets. They have to be white.


Artist: MGMT
Song Title: Kids

So catchy... I saw their performance at Glastonbury 08 and felt obliged to enlighten you about their amazingess... Google em!

Sunday, November 23, 2008

You don't know bad til you've seen Chester French (c) Lupe

Artist: Chester French
Song Title: She Loves Everybody
Two Harvard University students + Star Trak = Good stuff... Google em lol

Friday, November 21, 2008


Artist: Aesop Rock
Song Title: No Regrets
Aesop Rock is a Hip Hop artist originally from Long Island, NY. A lot of his stuff is really random, and open for interpretation. His songs definitely reflect all the things that are going on in his head and his stream of consciousness. I like this one cause it's simple; be yourself, follow your dreams, and most importantly... DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO, not what others think you should. needs YOU to send song suggestions for next week! :)

Fav lyric of this song: Look, I've never had a dream in my life/Because a dream is what you wanna do, but still haven't pursued/I knew what I wanted and did it till it was done/So I've been the dream that I wanted to be since day one!

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Where yo @$$ been (c) M. Keez

So to the three people that read this blog I apologize for the lack of updates lately... I've been in an orgasmic-like state ever since Mr. Obama was elected, but I am better now and back in FULL force. So while on hiatus I have thought of a few things that I can bring to the blog.... I realize that I give niggas a hard time, and even though 99.9% of the time they do deserve it, I can't be one sided. To even out the playing field I've decided to incorporate 'Irresponsible White Person Wednesday' so be on the lookout for the first installment of that on the 26th **Hint** it's gonna be an oldie but goodie.

Also while on my break I've had a couple of people write in for my 'Inside the Mind of a Man' segment to have their questions answered, so here are a couple of those...

Oooooh I think he like me writes:
Is there a sign r signs that let u know if a guy likes you. i like a guy and i think he likes me but im not sure and i don't wanna tell him i like him and he doesnt feel tha same and thatll ruin everythin we have

Male #1's opinion (watered down truth)
hmm...that's a tough one. if he never talks to you about women he's interested in, yet probes you about guys from time to time, then i'd say he's interested. he doesn't want to tell you about any females and let you think that he's not interested in you, and he asks you about other guys cuz he wants to know if his options are there. also...look out for any small gestures. one of the big ways to know if a guy is into you as more than a friend or not is small gestures. does he do something that leaves you saying, "that was really nice. he really didn't even have to do that." cuz guys won't go out of their way to do something that they weren't asked to do unless they're trying to make a point

Male #2's opinion (pure unadulterated ignance)
Do you know his friends? Does he know yours? Do you go out in public? And if so is it during peak hours? Does he call when he says he will, or at all? And lastly why do you think he likes you? These questions will give you a lot of insight into the nature of your relationship. If you don't know his friends than your just a secret jumpoff, and that's a dead end road. If you know his friends but he doesn't really care to know yours, then he isn't planning on making any strong ties to you, I mean if he was wouldn't he care to know the ppl you like most? If you never go out in public than you should already know whats up and if you go out but its only on week nites, or weekends when the sun is out, you're a jump off. If he doesn't call, its prolly because youre not on his mind. Its really that simple. Guys aren't that difficult to figure out, but if you think he likes you because you go to dinner once a week or something, think about how many times you go out and don't get it in afterward? If you seem to end up spending nite everytime you go out, he may just be trained to know that a meal means sex.

Hoe to a housewife writes:
Could u ask ur male accomplices what they look for in a significant other. I've been single for a while, and I've had a couple hook ups every now and then but I'm looking for a relationship, so I wanted to know what they look for in a girlfriend instead of a hook up and would they ever consider turnin a hook up into a girlfriend

Male #1's opinion
First off...a REAL guy wants a girl that makes him work a lil. not to the point where they begin to feel like it's a lost effort, but just enough to keep them coming back for more. and really....what a guy wants is someone who is just a good match. we don't want someone who is gonna b sweatin us every time we miss a phone call. and we don't want someone who seems unstable and clingy. just be cool and go with the flow of the relationship without trying to rush it into something it's not.

Male #2's opinion
The problem is shes looking for a relationship. Men can sense that just like dogs smell fear. If we know youre seeking out a relationship then we're going to be turned off. Especially if you a hook up cause truth be told, after ppl done hooked up with you, u lose all the luster and shine that attracts ppl to new toys in the first place. And that's really how you have to look at a new toy, a car even. What is going to make you stand out amongst all the newer models once you've been driven all crazy?

... Ladies, you have any other questions you need a male opinion on? Shoot 'em my way at Males? Wonderin 'What they really want from a nigga?' (c) DMX... You can direct your inquiries to me as well :)

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

I got five on it! (c) Luniz/M. Key

As a sacrifice I have decided to auction off my virginity to McCain/Palin supporters for their vote. I believe this is what Malcolm X was talking about when he coined the phrase 'By any means necessary!'

McCain/Palin supporters get at me... Open until 7:30pm in the Ohio area....