Friday, October 31, 2008

Can't worry about what another nigga think (c) Outkast

Week 3. Send me some suggestions!

Artist: Outkast ft. Cee-Lo
Song Title: Liberation
I love this song! It's my ringtone for the time being... Oh Outkast, this song is inspirational and like most Outkast songs it is filled with hidden meanings and empowerment. It does what hip hop SHOULD do... It uplifts.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

So what kind of drugs were you selling? (c) Chelsea Handler

This interview is HILARIOUS! Enjoy :)

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Here comes a brand new flava in ya earrrr (c) Craig Mack

Now here are some fun one of a kind speakers for your ipizzle... Headphonies are portable and designed by various talented artists. I was attempting to be creative and design my own, but failed horribly. Check em out for yourself at

Monday, October 27, 2008

It starts.... (c) The genie from Aladdin

Feds disrupt skinhead plot to assassinate Obama
By LARA JAKES JORDAN, Associated Press Writer – Mon Oct 27, 7:53 pm ET

WASHINGTON – Two white supremacists allegedly plotted to go on a national killing spree, shooting and decapitating black people and ultimately targeting Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama, federal authorities said Monday.
In all, the two men whom officials describe as neo-Nazi skinheads planned to kill 88 people — 14 by beheading, according to documents unsealed in U.S. District Court in Jackson, Tenn. The numbers 88 and 14 are symbolic in the white supremacist community.
The spree, which initially targeted an unidentified predominantly African-American school, was to end with the two men driving toward Obama, "shooting at him from the windows," the court documents show.
"Both individuals stated they would dress in all white tuxedos and wear top hats during the assassination attempt," the court complaint states. "Both individuals further stated they knew they would and were willing to die during this attempt."
An Obama spokeswoman traveling with the senator in Pennsylvania had no immediate comment.
Sheriffs' deputies in Crockett County, Tenn., arrested the two suspects — Daniel Cowart, 20, of Bells, Tenn., and Paul Schlesselman 18, of Helena-West Helena, Ark. — Oct. 22 on unspecified charges. "Once we arrested the defendants and suspected they had violated federal law, we immediately contacted federal authorities," said Crockett County Sheriff Troy Klyce.
The two were charged by federal authorities Monday with possessing an unregistered firearm, conspiring to steal firearms from a federally licensed gun dealer, and threatening a candidate for president.
Cowart and Schlesselman are being held without bond. Agents seized a rifle, a sawed-off shotgun and three pistols from the men when they were arrested. Authorities alleged the two men were preparing to break into a gun shop to steal more.
Jasper Taylor, city attorney in Bells, said Cowart was arrested on Wednesday. He was held for a few days in Bells, then moved over the weekend to another facility.
"It was kept under lid until today," Taylor said.
Until his arrest, Cowart lived with his grandparents in a southern, rural part of the county, Taylor said, adding that Cowart apparently never graduated from high school. He moved away, possibly to Arkansas or Texas, then returned over the summer, Taylor said.
Attorney Joe Byrd, who has been hired to represent Cowart, did not immediately return a call seeking comment Monday. Messages left on two phone numbers listed under Cowart's name were not immediately returned.
No telephone number for Schlesselman in Helena-West Helena could be found immediately.
The court documents say the two men met about a month ago on the Internet and found common ground in their shared "white power" and "skinhead" philosophy.
The numbers 14 and 88 are symbols in skinhead culture, referring to a 14-word phrase attributed to an imprisoned white supremacist: "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children" and to the eighth letter of the alphabet, H. Two "8"s or "H"s stand for "Heil Hitler."
Court records say Cowart and Schlesselman also bought nylon rope and ski masks to use in a robbery or home invasion to fund their spree, during which they allegedly planned to go from state to state and kill people. Agents said the skinheads did not identify the African-American school they were targeting by name.
Jim Cavanaugh, special agent in charge of the Nashville field office for the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco Firearms and Explosives, said authorities took the threats very seriously.
"They said that would be their last, final act — that they would attempt to kill Sen. Obama," Cavanaugh said. "They didn't believe they would be able to do it, but that they would get killed trying."
He added: "They seemed determined to do it. Even if they were just to try it, it would be a trail of tears around the South."
An ATF affidavit filed in the case says Cowart and Schlesselman told investigators the day they were arrested they had shot at a glass window at Beech Grove Church of Christ, a congregation of about 60 black members in Brownsville, Tenn.
Nelson Bond, the church secretary and treasurer, said no one was at the church when the shot was fired. Members found the bullet had shattered the glass in the church's front door when they arrived for evening Bible study.
"We have been on this site for about 120 years, and we have never had a problem like this before," said Bond, 53 and a church member for 45 years.
The investigation is continuing, and more charges are possible, Cavanaugh said. He said there's no evidence — so far — that others were willing to assist Cowart and Schlesselman with the plot.
At this point, there does not appear to be any formal assassination plan, Secret Service spokesman Eric Zahren said.
"Whether or not they had the capability or the wherewithal to carry out an attack remains to be seen," he said.
Zahren said the statements about the assassination came out in interviews after the men were arrested last week.
The Secret Service became involved in the investigation once it was clear that an Obama assassination attempt was part of this violent far-reaching plot.
"We don't discount anything," Zahren said, adding that it's one thing for the defendants to make statements, but it's not the same as having an organized assassination plan.
Helena-West Helena, on the Mississippi River in east Arkansas' Delta, is in one of the nation's poorest regions, trailing even parts of Appalachia in its standard of living. Police Chief Fred Fielder said he had never heard of Schlesselman.
However, the reported threat of attacking a school filled with black students worried Fielder. Helena-West Helena, with a population of 12,200, is 66 percent black. "Predominantly black school, take your pick," he said.
Associated Press writers Erik Schelzig in Nashville, Tenn., Jon Gambrell in Little Rock, Ark., and Eileen Sullivan in Washington contributed to this report.

Those with self-esteem need not apply (c) Phontizzle

The 'Jump-off' post got several rave reviews so I've decided to follow it up with discussion on the 'After 9 Relationship.' What is the After 9 relationship you ask? It could be a situation that you are in right now and just don't know it. The After 9 relationship is a figurative relationship that only exists in your head. Meaning, to the person that you THINK you're in this relationship with, it doesn't exist...

Some tell-tale signs that you're in an After 9 Relationship...
1. You check your call log and realize the nigga has NEVER used a daytime minute on you.
2. Your text message inbox runneth over, but your incoming call list is lacking representation from 'your boo.'
3. You have never been introduced to any of your significant others friends.
4. His idea of a date is a blockbuster night followed by '15 minutes of passion on his momma's futon.' (c) Phontigallo
5. You two are rarely/never seen together in public places...
6. You are very familiar with the late night menu at the local 24 hour eateries... This is primarily because the only time you two actually grab a meal together is after normal dinner hours and you have a $5 limit.
7. You have never spent the night over your significant others house or vice versa.
8. His idea of quality time is coming over after he gets out of the club.
9. You call your 'boo,' get the voicemail and then he responds with a text message...

So ladies... if more than one of these signs apply to you... 'You are NOT his GIRLFRIEND' (c) Chris Rock. Don't lie to yourself any longer and accept the role you played in this deception.



Sunday, October 26, 2008

You can vote however you like (c) Ron Clark Academy Chilllrensss

The Chi incorporating hip-hop in the curriculum...

This stuff happens, it's not a myth (c) Allen Raymond

Mr. Raymond went to jail for his participation in a voting scandal in New Hampshire in 2002.  He was paid over $15,000 to jam phone lines.  Mr. Raymond 'jammed lines' by hiring a small Idaho telemarketing company to incessantly make hang up phone calls to six phone lines in New Hampshire.  Five of the phone lines being jammed were being used by Democrats to get out the vote, and the sixth was being used by Manchester Firefighters' Union which offers rides to the polling booths.  

....Just urging you to be careful my fellow voters.  The tricksters are pulling out all the stops in '08.

Friday, October 24, 2008


Week 2 installment of the 'Song of the Week' feature... Don't forget to send your suggestions to :)

Artist: Hey Champ
Song Title: Cold Dust Girl
'Hey Champ' is a former underground indie/electro/rock Chicago group recently signed to Lupe Fiasco's record label (1st and 15th...) I enjoy this song lots... So add them as friends on myspace at and give em some feedback. FNF UP!

Thursday, October 23, 2008

HATE HATE HATE (c) The nigga from Dave Chapelle's Haters Ball

Why? WHY?!? WHY????!!!! Whyyyyyyyyyyy has Beyonce' returned from her very brief hiatus? I guess 'recessions hurt singers too' (c) M. Key. Just when I thought I was safe for a few more months, BEYONCE'-mania comes back in FULL FORCE! She has three singles in rotation on the radio right now... and they are driving me INSANE. I know many of you Beyonce' followers are perplexed... thinking to yourselves 'Why do you have such a strong dislike for Ms. Knowles/Mrs. Carter...? She's a motivation. A strong, independent woman singing songs about the empowerment of women.' And to all of you out there I say 'Well allow me to retort!' (c) Samuel L. Jackson.

When I see Beyonce' all I think about is how she is even further perpetuating negative black female stereotypes. She is a joke... A puppet that has been trained to sing, dance, and entertain for the masses. How is a person that probably has never had an original thought in her entire life a motivation for women? If anything Beyonce' exemplifies that allowing others to think FOR you is the way to a successful career and life. In my opinion she's a walking contradiction. One minute she sings a song talking about 'flaws and all' and in the same breath she causes an uproar trying to ban a video of her falling at a performance on youtube. From the accusations of her saying 'I wish I could have gained 20 pounds and played Effie' in regards to Jennifer Hudson's 'Dreamgirls' performance, to her excessively arrogant statements such as 'I knew that the character that I played wasn't the star ... I'm already a star. I already have nine Grammys. Everyone knows I can sing.' Not to mention the many faces of 'Beyonce' and dem....' I am 99.9% certain that Beyonce' was definitely one of those girls you hated in high school that would attempt to tear you down in order to build herself up. And don't we have ENOUGH of that in the black female community? Come on now... There's a thin line between strong, talented, black female and vindictive, egotistical, black heffa. I'm just sick of seeing women in the music industry recycling the same themes for songs over and over again. (Beyonce's 'If I Were a Boy...' 'Didn't Ciara do that already? (c) Rob Lovell')

Most female R&B singers songs revolve around men, which is reflecting our priorities. We need more mainstream songs that take the focus off of men, and back on to ourselves. And don't get me wrong, I know they're out there because I have them on my playlist regularly. I just wish that the 'Beyonce's' of the world would move 'To tha left, to tha left' (c) Ne-Yo and make way for women that are singing about other pertinent issues affecting us as a species. But, who am I kidding? That wouldn't sell, and that's the name of the game. So until then..I'll be waiting, dreaming, that one day things will turn around... *Walks away from the computer screen, turns up 'Single Ladies' and dances excessively.*

You will not look at the video the same after viewing this...

Monday, October 20, 2008

Can you name one? (c) Katie Couric

Here are some Family Guy clips generating a slight uproar...

I couldn't find the original Family Guy clip... So this 'chopped and screwed' (c) Teddy Pain version will have to suffice

The irony about this clip is that what McCain/Palin are doing is mirroring what the Nazi's did towards the end of the Weimer Republic. For those of you that don't know, what they did was bring up distractions about their obligation to fight the Jews. By doing this they were able to breed hostility which made several people in the population openly voice anti-semitic remarks. This allowed the Nazi's to acquire votes among the portions of the population that were aggravated and dead broke, and sadly it worked... I'm hoping we have more sense than that to fall for that mess...

Friday, October 17, 2008

It's bigger than the government.... (c) Ms. Baduism

Song of the Week!

So I've decided to post a song of the week every Friday just cause... I thought it would be a nice addition and offer the readers some consistency and something to look forward to. So, if any of you have any suggestions for the 'Song of the Week' don't hesitate to shoot me a line at And now, for the first song of the week...

Artist: Erykah Badu
Song Title: THE HEALER
I was in a revolutionary mood this week :). This song is AMAZING, it is basically discussing how music (not just hip hop) is bigger than everything. Primarily because it is able to bring together people from all different walks of life and backgrounds.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Yessa massa issa shine ya shoes too (c) Maddy

Finally Disney heard our cry... Or better yet, finally Disney GAVE IN! Yes, after years of little black girls dressing up as Mulan, Cinderella, Jasmine, and all the other NOT BLACK Disney Princesses for Halloween, hopefully by October of '09 they will have a 'Tiana' costume to acquire. I know what you're thinking... Tiana? Well, hey I'll take it considering the initial name choice was Maddy, no my friends that was NOT a typo, Disney was trying to name the first African-American Disney Princess Maddy. I'm guessing they gave up on that notion when in a board meeting they all turned to the 'token black' on the production team and asked if that was appropriate. To top things off, Maddy was also going to be a chambermaid... However, that idea was tossed as well. The film is going to take place in New Orleans (go figure) in the 1920's Jazz Era. Poor Disney, after the release of this movie they will realize what I have known all along... You CANNOT please niggas. Sure, niggas will be content for a second because after years of anticipation they finally got what they asked for. BUT, that praise will seize once they realize how ridiculously stereotypical and inaccurate this movie is going to be. But this may not be the case... because Heidi Trotter, a spokesperson from Disney stated "Princess Tiana will be a heroine in the great tradition of Disney’s rich animated fairy tale legacy, and all other characters and aspects of the story will be treated with the greatest respect and sensitivity." Hmmmm, something tells me that D.W. Griffith said something very similar when pitching The Birth of a Nation...

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

You like broke niggas (c) B. Edmonds

The tagline of this blog is what my dear friend Brandon said about myself, and my taste in men. I have come to realize that the 40-year old virgin is not just a funny comedy, it's looking like it is shaping up to be an autobiography of my life. I'm not gonna lie, once I hit that half way mark I was a little worried, but now that I'm approaching 3/4 of the way there, I'm terrified. I know what you're thinking, come ON you're a female, you can git errr done' (c) Larry the Cable Guy... whenever you want. I wish it were that simple. To help you understand where I'm coming from I've compiled a list of celebrities that I find attractive maybe then you will see my dilemma, because of my eclectic taste in men I just can't seem to find anyone that I'm attracted to/connect enough with to 'do the dew' (c) Mountain Dew Marketing Rep that is making wayyyy too much money for coining that phrase. That or the guys that I am attracted to, don't like girls like moi. :( (world's smallest violin plays for me for .2 seconds) I am more than aware that if I were to meet about 99.9% of the people on these lists, that I would more than likely no longer be interested... But hey, I'm trying to give you some sort of guideline here. Celebs don't really do much for me...To be 'Politically Correct' I have made a Black Guy List... and a White Guy List... I couldn't make it even thought lol. Enjoy!

My Mandingo Warriors

Blair Underwood- Ever since that BET hot hunks calendar in middle school I can not get him out of my mind. Sooooo amazingly beautiful.


Mos Def- So he may or may not pay child support, but we're not gonna get into all that. When I read his lyrics, he makes my heart smile.

Jesse Martin- With him I get to mix my love for Law and Order and
attractive men. He's 'nothin special' per se, but he's cute. AND he played a gay man in RENT, I tend to like men that are secure enough in their sexuality to embrace roles that may challenge ideals on masculinity.

13. Sean Daley (Slug of the Hip-Hop group Atmosphere)- now I know he's bi-racial but I had to give him his black card... Hey, he is a rapper after-all. Now I know he's not 'traditionally hot' or whatever but his music makes me melt, so anyone that can move me in ways I never thought possible via song has to be able to do wonders to me in every other aspect of my life... Right?


Lonnie Lynn (Common)- One out of five light-skinned brothers on the list. Sure he got crap for saying what he did about interracial couples but I love an outspoken man, even when his ethics may or may not be questionable. His music is wonderfullll. Plus, he's delicious to look at.

Ahmir Thompson (?uest Love)- Now I know I'm gonna take loads of crap for this one but there's something about those drum sticks... They do wonders to me. Oh how I wish he would make love to me on a snare :)

10.  Isaiah Washington - I've been in love with him ever since he played 'Angry Nigga #1' in Crooklyn. He is a cool chocolate delight on a warm summers day. EFFFFFF Grey's Anatomy lol.


Vincent Carter - I've loved him since 8th grade, it's just one of those things that don't go away...

Phonte' (of Little Brother) - My love for him is so strong. I pretty much feel as though he is my male counterpart (minus the whole 'talent thing' cause I don't have that lol) I would definitely let him love me with NOOOOO hesitation.

7. Jason Momoa-
Ever since I laid eyes on him in Stargate Atlantis my life was never the same. He is the true blend of "man's man" and romantic. He can build me a home, make dinner, do the dishes, rub my feet and who doesn't like that kind of versatility in a partner? Doesn't hurt that he's fine denamug and OH.SO.HUMBLE. Midwest for the win!!


Andre 3000- WEIRDO SUPREME! How appropriate is it that I love him? I don't care if you press your hair and it looks more healthy than mine, you are beautiful and I would definitely become a vegetarian for you...

5. Raphael Saadiq 
My first crush EVER. His voice. His talent. Even as a baby child I knew he was the stuff dreams were made of.


Willard Smith- Oh the Fresh Prince... Sure he's old, but like Denzel he is a classic... He's just legitimately a GOOD MAN, and in my opinion there's NOTHIN sexier.


MICHAEL ERIC DYSON- He gives me mental orgasms... and being a supreme nerd, that leads me only to imagine what he could do to my body. Sure he's uber old, so perhaps I should put his son on the list since that would be more feasible, but what can I say? He makes my body tingle a lil.


Aaron McGruder- Yum, yum, yum... I'm not gonna lie, I was attracted to this man before I ever laid eyes on him. However, I find it crazy ironic that he happens to be CUTE. He says what I think and gets paid for it. His hate for niggas equals if not surpasses mine and that entices me. PLUS he's a comic book nerd TOO! Oh Mr. McGruder may I PLEASEEEEEE have your babies?


Wasalu Jaco (Lupe Fiasco)-UBER NERD. When it boils down to it that's all I really want. But he's cool wit it, and his style... OMG his style, it makes me shake just thinking about it. He encompasses everything I long for in a man... Intelligence, originality, style, and attractiveness. AND HE GETS THE GIRL... Need I say more? That song is story of my life...


Kendrick Lamar - a self conscious fellow Gemini that doesn't drink or smoke. HELLO, is it me you're looking for? So witty, so insightful, so original. 100% organic and true to himself at all times. His talent disgusts me. I hope he's famous one day. I want everyone to love him as much as I do :)

Honorable Mention: Pharrell Williams, he makes my leg tremble a lil, he's just too flashy for my liking. His 'swag' (pardon my use of the supremely overused term)...SCRATCH THAT WHOLE 'swag' thing... I'm gonna say his 'pomp' yes POMP, as in; shine, array, fanfare, and gradeur... It's his pomp that keeps me coming back.

My White Lightnin's
14.ANDY SAMBERG! - Such a nerd... I have a weakness in my soul for nerds... AND he's hilarious. I get the 'Andy likes the sista's vibe' which is a plus... I can soothe your chocolate fix... *call me*

Travis McCoy- Yeah I know he's bi-racial too, AND so was Slug but he makes the white guy list because he decided to date Katy Perry... that girl kissin heff is not what I pictured my Travie to be with. She's sooooo extra regular lol. He has SEVERELY dropped as a result of his decision. However, I'm not gonna lie, when looking at the other persuasion I tend to be a little radical, and the gauges in his ears and tattoo covered body do intrigue me...


Jared Leto- I hate the movie Panic Room but I watch it over and over because of Mr. Leto and his braids...Those eyes. Oh, and 30 Seconds to Mars aren't too bad... ;-)


Shia LaBeouf- I can tell he likes the sista's and any fan of the sista's is a fan of mine. I've loved him since Even Stevens, all these other sista's are jumpin on the band wagon because of Eagle Eye... STAY AWAY, he's MINE! lol


Chester (Linkin Park)- So he's your typical skinny white boy and to be honest I don't know WHAT IT IS... but I am sooo attracted to him.


Jason Mraz- I LOVE his voice... it soothes me, that coupled with the fact that I met him and he called me beautiful was enough to give him my panties.... Yup, 'I'm easy like Sunday Mornin....' (c) Commodores.


Michael Cesar- YES Evan from Superbad. He's a nerd. But that's what rocks my socks, I thought you got that by now. EVERYONE I know that knows about my love for him continuously make fun of me for it lol. *Walks away from the screen and pops in Juno*

BRANDON BOYD- 'How do you do it...Make me feel like I do?' (c) Mr. Boyd himself. I pretty much have concluded that he would make my life better. Sure he had some drug issues, but all that I would require him to do is sing Stellar, I Miss You, Love Hurts, Dig, and I Wish You Were Here to me... and I would let him do to me whatever he wishes.


Richard Gere- That old man gets my juices flowing. Felching or not, you still made the list.


Zach Braff- Any man that is responsible for the soundtrack of Garden State would obviously be able to have my soul. He's cute, he's got style (those tweed Nike Blazers he wore in Garden State=beauty), he's funny, and he has great taste in music. 'I think I'm in loooveeeeee again' (c) Andre 3000


Jon Stewart- Liberal white men are dreamy.

Colin Farrell/Rob Lovell*- Sure I know he has venereal diseases that haven't even been catergorized yet, sure he probably has several illegitimate children, he curses wayyyy too much, he's rude, he's a womanizer, and he may not shower. I'd still let him fondle me. And what does that say about myself? Perhaps I have low self-esteem, but I'd grin and bare it for Mr. Farrell because no matter how bad he is, he always looks sexy doing it. (He's my ONE bad guy on the list... give me a break,) I think it's the accent lol.


Christian Bale- Have you seen American Psycho? Nuff' said.


Robert Downey Jr. - A very unconventional #1 but as you probably have guessed by now there is NOTHING conventional about Meezy. I've loved him foreverrrrr. I know about his run ins with the law, with drugs, etc. but in my opinion he is one of the most intriguing actors of this generation. His quirkiness and intelligence captivate me... and he's not too hard to look at ;-)

Honorable Mention: Johnny Depp! He makes odd=sexy and I love him for it. Oh, and Kyle Blizzard... 'BLOCK O' LEGEND!

So as you can see my lists are 99.9% made up of artists, musicians, and writers. What can I say? I'm undercover emo so anyone that oozes creativity, and are expressive can pretty much have my heart. The odd thing is that I am fairly certain that if I were to ever have the opportunity to love one of these individuals that I probably wouldn't even be attracted to them anymore. I'm more so attracted to the idea of them, since I don't really know them. So, until that striking individual comes into my life I'm going to keep trudging up that hill towards 40-year old virgin land... Hoping that my vag doesn't atrophy in the process. In fact, I'm hoping for the sake of my vagina, that I don't make it there.

*Rob Lovell is my own personal Colin Farrell, he doesn't have any of the 'Colin Farrell' negative characteristcs, however, when he wears a beanie and I squint with one eye and don't look out of the other he looks JUST like him ;-)

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Billy Tan you've changed! (c) random comic con exhibitor

Here are incriminating pics of me engaging in some nerdy activities... For those of you that don't know, I will oblige you with some Mid-Ohio-Con knowledge...
Mid-Ohio-Con is a convention that occurs annually in Columbus, Ohio. It is a direct play off of Comic-Con which is the mother of all comic book conventions (well in the US of A at least. Tokyo, Japan's Comiket boasts four times the mere 125,000 attendees that San Diego brings), Comic-Con like Mid-Ohio-Con is an annual event, with the exception that it is in Cali, and NOT Columbus.
Now this convention is not just for comic book nerds. They have several video game enthusiasts that attend, they also have an Indie Film Festival for the movie love, not to mention manga, anime, and collectible card games as well. *Note, I did say that it wasn't solely for COMIC BOOK nerds... but it is definitely for nerds in general.* But anyway, with the ridiculous boom of the comic book inspired movie; Ironman, Hancock, Transformers, V for Vendetta, The Dark Knight, The Watchmen (MY FAVORITE GRAPHIC NOVEL EVERRRR can't wait for March '09), to name a FEW...there is bound to be something for even the not so typical nerd to enjoy... So mark your calendar for next year if you're in the C-bus area between Oct. 3-4, 2009 because more than likely I'll be there... SO YOU SHOULD BE TOO! ;-)

Me posing for the camera... Yeah, yeah I SHOULD be volunteering but I'm a nigga so I had to take some time to enjoy the benefits that my 'free pass' helped me to attain

My fellow nerd/friend Marcel and CHRIS CLAREMONT! This man (not the nigga on the left) has been writing the storyline for X-Men for the past 35 years, so if you enjoyed any of the movies or tv shows then you are a fan of his

The JOKERRR.. This dude tried to stab Marcel... lol

Yup, that is me sitting in the Billy Tan booth... What can I say? I'm the worst volunteer EVER! I can't tell you how many people came up and asked me for my autograph. They seemed shocked that someone by the name of 'Billy Tan' was a 5 foot black woman... THOSE RACIST BASTARDS!

Some sketches from each of the Mid-Ohio-Con exhibitors :)
This concludes my picture documentary of my trip to lame-land... Please, don't judge me.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Dontcha know (c) Governor Palin

My idea of debate fun! ENJOY :)

Shawty said the nigga that she wit aint s^&t (c) Lil Wayne

So, I know a person who was debating on whether or not she should make the line 'shawty said the nigga that she wit ain't ish' in that Lil Wayne Lollipop song the ring tone for her....<------ jury's still out on his title, but I guess I'll just go with 'significant other' for the sake of this story. Which is in fact what prompted me to write this rant/blog. I was baffled... If you KNOW the nigga ain't ish... like you are aware enough to make the part of the song detailing the ain't ish nigga the ring tone for the nigga that you are with... then what does that make you? I'm gonna break it down middle school math style for you (so what, I was a mathlete, don't judge... I used to rep my set hard son whaaa whaaaa).

By the Transitive Property...

so if a= you, b= nigga, and c=ish

you=nigga (since you're with him)

I mean I can only empathize so much. Now don't get me wrong, I know their are several women out there that genuinely don't know that they are devoted to ain't ish niggas... and I am sympathetic to those of you out there that are in that situation. HOWEVER, to the girls (not women) out there that are well aware that they are with an ain't ish nigga, 'You need to start taking responsibility for your miserable life' (c) Katt Williams. If you know that the nigga is a no good, ain't worth nuffin sack of ish and you're STILL with him... 'She don't love herself' (c) Brenda. Yup, Brenda from Scary Movie said it best and this is what everyone is gonna be thinking when they see your weak @$$ with that obviously 'wiggedy wiggedy wack' (c) Kriss Kross ain't ish nigga. So have some respect for yourself... No seriously, FIND SOME ASAP... because if you did respect yourself clearly you wouldn't be wasting your time or energy on an individual who you blatantly know isn't worth it. Just ask yourself this simple question.... Why fight this battle when you gain absolutely NOTHING from winning it?

Thursday, October 2, 2008

When you say teenage, how old are we talkin? (c) Kelzzzz

IS THIS NIGGA SERIOUS!? Upon the first ten seconds of watching I KNEW that this was an SNL skit of some sort... I was waiting for Tina Fey to immediately follow this 'interview' discussing Russia, foreign policy, or something like that... but I was sadly mistaken. After being subjected to this mess, I have concluded that Huey said it best when he stated... 'You wanna help R.Kelly? Then get some COUNSELING FOR R. KELLY...' This dude is clearly a few fries short of a happy meal.