Thursday, September 4, 2008

Freaky Chris! (c) Kwame Kilpatrick

9/12/02, 10:32pm, during trip to Washington, DC
Christine Beatty: Can I just come and lay down in your room until you get back?
Kwame Kilpatrick: Yes.

9/13/02, 9:02am (the next morning)
KK: They were right outside the door. They (the bodyguards) had to have heard everything...
CB: So we are officially busted! LOL
KK: LOL LOL! Damn that. Never busted. Busted is what you see! LOL. ...
CB: LOL, LOL. Damn, so they have to walk in before you conceed busted! LOL.
KK: Hell yeah. Walk in.

9/15/02, 3:38am (still in DC)
CB: I'm on my way to your room now. But by the time you get there I'll be sleep and it will be 5am!
KK: I got something for you.
CB: LOL. is that so? I'm in your room. Don't let Mike check it (reference to Mike Martin, a bodyguard). Are you in route or still hanging? What do you have for me?

9/25/2002, 6:56pm
CB: This is one of those little things I had to tell you. Last night when I was laying on your shoulder in the car and you held my face and sang whatever song it was, that felt so good. It was just one of those little moments when you just made me fall some more.

9/28/2002, 11:53pm
CB: Where are you now?
KK: At home waiting for all EP (executive protection officers) to leave. Where are you?
KK: At the residence inn in Madison hgts.

10/7/2002, 11:20pm

CB: OK, I’m feeling like I want another night like the most recent Saturday at the Residence Inn! You made me feel so damn good that night. As you can see I can’t let it go!...
KK: I feel that we can do that in WV just relax together. I need you soooo bad. I want to wake up in the morning and you are there. Make it happen. Love ya.

10/8/2002, 10:18am

KK: I’m fine. Need a break. I want to get out of town w/you. Check on resorts outside of Houston.

10/16/2002, 11:48pm
KK: I’ve been dreaming all day about having you all to myself for 3 days… relaxing, laughing, talking, sleeping and making love.

10/31/2002, 5:28pm

KK: I’ll feel better once I’m holding you.
CB: You didn’t say whether or not we are trying for some time tonight.
KK: Definitely. I’m getting a room. Damn that!

CB: LOL. Okie dokie.

4/8/2003, 8:55pm

CB: And, do you miss me, sexually?
KK: Hell yeah! You couldn’t tell. I want some more. Don’t sleep!

5/5/2003, midnight

KK: That’s the first time that I couldn’t fully seduce you. My game is off. LOL! Thanx for the conversation and the QT! Love you!
CB: LOL! Your game is way on baby! “you had me at hello!” Jerry McGuire 2000. LOL. I just didn’t want to get caught.

Sooo I dunno if you are familiar with the 'Kwame Kilpatrick Scandal' but I will do my darndest to catch you up...

I'm sure the text messages that you just read don't seem all that bad... Hey, you may be guilty of sending some skank skeeza text messages yourself, and I'm not judging... Ain't nuffin wrong wit it! In fact, these text messages should be considered private correspondence between a couple that was in love. The couple being Kwame Kilpatrick and his chief of staff Mrs. Christine Beatty. Oh, why don't they have the same last time do you ask? A couple this in love SURELY must be married, right? Oh indeed they were... But not to each other! Mr. Kilpatrick the Mayor of Detroit had a wife by the name of Carlita, who ALSO happened to be a sorority sister of said mistress Beatty... And get this... They ALL were long time friends... SCANDALOUS I know...

Ironically how this affair came to be known is only PART of the scandal. You see, in 2002 Mr. Kilpatrick's guard by the name of Harold Nelthrope became under investigation by internal affairs and decided he wasn't going to be the only one going down... So he decided out Mrs. Beatty and Kwame on their 'love'/raunch sessions. Not long after, Harold and the lead investigator Police Chief Gary Brown lost their jobs. Coincidence? I think not. The 'letting go' of these two employees resulted in a huge lawsuit against the city of Detroit for retaliatory firing. Under oath both Kwame and Christine denied their relationship.. That is until Brown and Nelthrope subpoenaed the text messages and began fighting for them to be admissible in court. Mr. Kilpatrick allegedly assaulted two deputies that were attempting to serve him this subpoena, which is what ultimately lead to ANOTHER court case. Nevertheless, the case involving Nelthrope, and Brown was 'ironically' settled... but the assault charges were still pending... Well, until now... WHAT WAS IN THOSE TEXT MESSAGES THAT WAS SO BAD THAT KWAME WAS WILLING TO BEAT DOWN SOME NIGGAS AND PAY ALMOST 9 MILLION TO KEEP THEM SIGHT UNSEEN? Oh just click here if you didn't get enough from the excerpts I've included... They are NOOOOO joke!

Well, as of today Mr. Kilpatrick FINALLY resigned as the Mayor of Detroit. He is going to plead no contest to one felony assault charge in return for dropping a second assault charge. Due to this plea agreement he was sentenced to spend 120 days in jail... What is going on with him and Mrs. Beatty you ask? Well, Mrs. Beatty is now Ms. Beatty... yup her and her husband got a divorce. So are the two love birds who were obviously SO IN LOVE as documented in their text messages living together in joyous bliss? NOPE. THINK NOT. Mr. and Mrs. Kilpatrick are still together and Carlita has 'forgiven her husband.' Sorry Christine, but you shoulda known betta! He wasn't gon leave his wife!


Cel said...

these mothafuckas are freaks!