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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!




With this being New Years Eve and all, I found it ever so fitting to post my 'Middle Finger List of '08' here instead of it's usual home... my AOL away message lol

The Writers Strike
Britney Spears (she doesn't necessarily deserve the middle finger, I think life gave it to her in '08)
Hannah Montana
Beyonce' Direct Tv commercials (Year 2 for this appearance... Mrs. Carter is a veteran)
Auto-tune (The over use is just ridiculous...)
The excessive use of the word swag (my swag is better than your swag's swag, which is better than your swag's swag's swag on Sunday... JUST STOP!)
The economy
Gas prices
Airlines chargin to check bags
Sarah Palin (with this being Wednesday it's only fitting that Mrs. Palin is the 'IWP' of the week)
People with their Kayne 'Can't Tell Me Nothing' scarves... Please, find a new trend. Just last week I saw a girl wearing the scarf AS A DRESS... Please, just stop.


A Few Good Things About '08
NY Giants beating the Patriots
The Dark Knight
BARACK OBAMA
Boost Mobile George Washington commercial


Vampires (they got LOADS of play in '08)
Tina Fey
CNN's use of the hologram


Thanks to all the readers of my blog... Expect more ignorance from HurtMEEZYSoul in '09!

GET FAMILIAR!!!

This song... is that deal. It's sooo meeeee "Hands down/I'm too proud for love."

Little Bit


Artist: Lykke Li
Song Title: A Lil Bit

Lykke Li is a swedish indie rock singer PLEASE do yourself a favor and check out her first album Youth Novels... Be expecting to hear A LOT from her in the near future....

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

GET FAMILIAR!!!




People actually think like this... and that's sad. The music + the lyrics = just plain splendor

You got to do it yourself, do-do-do, do it yourself (c) Gloria Gaynor

I got my first Munny a couple months ago and have done NOTHING to it... I thought this 'do it yourself' creation was well known but after talking to a few people I found out that I was sadly mistaken. I then decided to share the amazingness that is the Munny doll so that you too can become as intrigued as moi.

Well, here it is. You can buy it props, accessories, and even clothes lol. It basically is just a create your own kind of toy for imaginative and creative type folk. Take note of what I said earlier about mine still being blank... Here are a few examples of what talented people made of their Munny...




















You get the point... Lets hope my Munny will have an identity before 2012. I'll keep you posted...

Monday, December 29, 2008

It's trickin if ya got it or not (c) Vandalyzm

LOU LOVE! Just showin a fellow hometown homie some well deserved SHINE! Vandalyzm is showin the world that their is more to the StL than hurrr, thurrr, and all that mess.

Here is a track for you to enjoy.... :)


Check out the mixtape if you still aren't convinced... I guarantee it will make you a believer! I'm personally looking forward to the new one on which he rhymes over artists such as; The Flaming Lips, Death Cab, and Rage... I knew I wasn't the only nigga in tune with my eclectic side... LETS BROADEN OUR HORIZON'S PEOPLE!

Want to know more? Check out hiphopdx's interview with him HERE

and don't forget... www.myspace.com/vandalyzm

This is AMAZING



Sorry for exposing you to my nerdom but I thought this was really cool... This music was made only from Windows 98 and XP sounds...

Sunday, December 28, 2008

til we lose ____ (insert control here but Yeezy couldn't hit the note) (c) Ye




Ahhhh hahahahaha. I wish the actual performance wasn't taken down... It is pure comedy!

Hello Roto (c) Motorola with Meezy revisions...

Mr. West's 'Heartless' vid is causing quite an uproar... Just wanted to share a few videos prior to this one that used the rotoscoping technique...


Incubus - Drive - The top video clips of the week are here





and these are just a few that I can think of off the top of my head... I'm sure there are more


What is rotoscoping you ask? Well basically it's when a person traces over live action film frame by frame. Still don't understand? Well, if you're a lame like me then you will enjoy this 'How To' video via youtube

Let me upgrade you (c) Beyonce'


2010? Yup, that's the word on the street, but Sony is not making ANY promises... They better tell me something, because I have a PS2 and was CONSIDERING buying a PS3 but I'm not gonna if they're just gonna come out with this thing in 2010. Who knows with me though, I'm so indecisive... That's why I'm stuck in the ICE AGES with my archaic game system.

Facebook Fun

Ignant Nigga is at tha gig, money dont sleep neitha can i, gotta get up lace up da nikes n start tha paper chase. 10:50pm - 5 Comments

Meezy at 10:50pm December 27
Nikes? Just like a coon.

Ignant Nigga at 10:53pm December 27 via Facebook Mobile Texts
lol u already kno brand loyality 2 nike is genetically coded n 2 our dna

Meezy at 10:56pm December 27
Just like our love for chicken, and strawberry watermelon flavored soda; resulting in high blood pressure and diabetes... Even the creator hated niggas.

Ignant Nigga at 10:58pm December 27 via Facebook Mobile
lol precisely nigga y do u think we're born with bad credit and a criminal record

Meezy at 12:29am December 28 via Facebook Mobile
If those weren't the truest words ever spoken..I don't even qualify for rent a center

Saturday, December 27, 2008

I WANT ITTTT

After helping a friend of mine look for bags, of course I came across a couple that I wanted to hold, and love. Why must kidrobot ruin my life?!?!?! And more specifically.... MY WALLET! Grrrr

Check em out in detail HERE.... ENJOYYY :)
















Friday, December 26, 2008

Marcus DAAAAAARLING (c) Eartha Kitt



A lil something to make you smile amidst the tragedy that is the passing of Eartha. RIP... From Broadway to the big screen, you are truly an inspiration!

He's all alone some things will never change (c) Kid Cudi

SONG OF THE WEEK!!!!


Artist: Kid Cudi
Song Title: Day 'n' Nite
Mr. Cudi, whose gov'ment name is Scott Mescudi is an up and coming Hip Hop artist hailing from Da Land. (Cleveland, Ohio) You may recognize his vocals on the track 'Welcome to Heartbreak' on Yeezy's 808's and Heartbreak. A very talented dude, being a weirdo myself I always can relate to songs about recluses... GO TEAM LONER, you aren't so alone after all Mr. Mescudi... I have a feeling a couple others can relate to this track by the response it is getting. He's just him, hate it or love it... and in today's day and age, to me that's refreshing.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Did you wrap your present before stuffing it in the stocking? (c) Santa



HAPPY HOLIDAYS ALL!!! Remember to 'Spread the cheer, and nothing else!' (c) Trojan

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

IRRESPONSIBLE WHITE PERSON WEDNESDAY!!!!












And this weeks 'IWP' is........
Bernie Madoff

Mr. Madoff WAS a NASDAQ chairman and a very well respected Wall Street investment advisor. However, that all came to a screeching halt when he confessed to the FBI that he'd committed securities fraud. Head over to Newsweek and read Rabi Marc Gellman's letter to Mr. Madoff, it's quite compelling.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

In the armmssssss of the angellllll (c) Sarah McLachlan



Just when I thought the Sarah McLachlan Animal Cruelty videos couldn't get any more depressing... THEY OUT DID THEMSELVES. This silent night holiday version is just plain sad.

Monday, December 22, 2008

I can't always be waiting, waiting on you... (c) J. Johnson


Well it's been almost a year and these shoes have yet to come to the US... I think I have been more than patient so HONG KONG STOP HOGGING THE SWEET KICKS AND LET ME PARTAKE IN THEIR BEAUTY!!!!!!!!! *walks away from the screen for seven minutes to calm down* But seriously, it's not fair... :'(

Sunday, December 21, 2008

WAY TO GO DETROIT... or not...



Today the Detroit Lions became the first 0-15 team EVER... Their last chance to secure a win is against Green Bay... Hmmmm can you say 0-16?

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Man he don stepped on my J's (c) Nelly



HAPPY 11/12 PACK RELEASE DAY! I got mine... do you? Lol

Friday, December 19, 2008

SONG OF THE WEEK!!!




Artist: Paramore
Song: Misery Business
Ok, so this song is super old but everytime I listen to it it's like I'm hearing it for the first time. Hayley Williams' voice is AMAZING, be sure to check out the acoustic performance of this on youtube for proof. This song gives me hope that while hoes may win in the short term, in the long run the nice girls will finish first...


Fav lyrics: Well there's a million other girls who do it just like you/Looking as innocent as possible to get to who/They want and what they like it's easy if you do it right/Well I refuse, I refuse, I refuse

Check out this piano cover, I will be teaching myself this song. This cover is INCREDIBLE!!

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Baby I can do whatever, I'm white (c) Rucka Ali



Hey, he ain't lyin....

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Mirdles?

So apparently now the men have gotten hip. For years they would complain about women 'creating an illusion' with push up bra's, girdles, etc. Now, the men are able to participate. The male girdle also referred to as the 'mirdle' will be hitting stores soon for the guy that has a little more to love... Get it for the guy in your life that's self conscious about his 'spare tires...' lol

IRRESPONSIBLE WHITE PERSON WEDNESDAY!!!

It's that time again, and this week's 'IWP' is...
ELISABETH HASSELBACK!!!




While this clip taken from The View's show yesterday isn't THAT bad, her hypocrisy and hate, hate, hate is real (see the clip below for more proof)... Her ignorant comments throughout the election run were plentiful. My only wish is that she would be reincarnated as a black person in her next life, only then will she realize how RIDICULOUS her views are.


Tuesday, December 16, 2008

But you are not a boy, so you don't have a clue... REMIX, REMIX (c) Robert Kelly



I thought 'If I Were a Boy' with just Beyonce' was entertaining enough... BOY was I wrong... Ignorance in a way only Kels can supply lol

Monday, December 15, 2008

I was on top of that car like I was the HULK (c) MC


Some people need to cool it on the facebook statuses....


MC has been in jail since 12:33pm...racism is a b*tch, but atleast im not a daddy & i discovered Y real mean become niggas & play females. NEVER AGAIN!!!
4 hours ago - 5 Comments

LM at 5:35pm December 15
WHATTT?!

MC at 5:41pm December 15 via Facebook Mobile
I may be in JAIL, but they kno i dont belong here in this dengy ass black & white outfit, thats Y they gave me my phone!!!but ill nvr get played by another female. when i found out u were pregnant i shoulda acted like a straight up nigga & turned the other cheek. i never shoulda been at planned parenthood tryina stop the abortion. probably aint mine. but on a brighter note, i finally fully understand the Lord's Prayer. i may be angry & dont talk like i understand it but im not perfect. Despite where im at, i STILL SMILE & hav a sense of HUMOR LOL. i was ontop of that car like i was the HULK, until the police showed up lol, then i realized im not bullet proof & that racist person wanted 2 shoot me. the other 3 cruisors were cool, but i dont understand Y u need 4 cars for a 5'5 person like myself lol i wasnt even on top of my car when they pulled up, i was on the phone inside of my car sittin wit the door open, but all of the officers R real cool, except the 1 r cool ppl


1. Why is this nigga posting a status update FROM jail?
2. Why do I know allllll of this niggas business and I don't even know him like that?
3. Why did he even bring the Lord's prayer into this?
4. Why do I have a headache after reading this? I wish he spent more time on the hooked on phonics website, instead of facebook


Black people.... We need to do better.



Dictated not Read,

The Management.

5/1/09..... CAN'T WAITTTT

X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE HD



AHHHHH I <3 Wolverine.... CHECK OUT GAMBIT SON! Can't waittttttttt

Your hair looks like something I killed on the highway! (c) Jim Carrey

What was said about Blagojevich's eyebrows/hair is PRICELESS



Baby Got Back (c) Sir Mixx A Lot

I saw these in the beauty supply store in the StL and had to investigate... I couldn't believe it! It's like a push up bra... for your derriere... What is the world coming to?

It all comes crashing down... (c) N.E.R.D



Oh how I love this song... YAY for them finally making a video for it!

Sunday, December 14, 2008

DUCK!!!



An Angry reporter throws a shoe at Bush... Well deserved.

GET FAMILIAR!!!

Aubrey Drake Graham also known as Jimmy from Degrassi has been causing quite a stir... I must admit that I assumed he was going to be one of these MJ's (with baseball) or Shaq's (with anything that is NOT BASKETBALL*) and was trying to dab into things that he has no business... But that is not the case, this dude actually has genuine talent as a rapper, singer, and an actor... His newest mixtape SO FAR GONE is supposed to be coming soon, so be sure to check it out... Here's the artwork so far



for those that don't know it's based off of a monumental cover of the magazine The Economist

Stay up to date on Drizzy's mixtape progress at his blog: octobersveryown.blogspot.com









*please refer to the film KAZAAM...

Saturday, December 13, 2008

You're my disease....? (c) Justin Timberlake

Ok, so I don't know how many other people are perturbed by this but I figured misery loves company, so I'll bring it to your attention if you missed it because it has been driving me crazy.


'It's like I checked into rehab/you're my disease.'


Rihanna's song Rehab... Do you go to Rehab for disease's or is this a new thing? I don't think there's a rehab for Syphilis, you just go to the doctor for that homey. What bothers me the most is that the word disease wasn't even trying to fulfill a rhyming requirement. They could have easily put some line that was actually relevant... Addiction? SOMETHING. You would think Justin Timberlake, Timbaland, or Hannon Lane would have caught such an error, after all it did take THREE of you to write this uber average song. Just wack.

SONG OF THE WEEK!!!!



Song Title: Electric Relaxation
Artist: A Tribe Called Quest
An oldie but definitely a goodie, a 'raunchy' song of sorts but it's just so dag on smooth that you can't help but vibe out... Despite the debauchery. I LOVEEEEE this song, even though I was only 8 when it came out :-p

HurtMEEZYSoul@gmail.com awaits your song suggestions! :)

Friday, December 12, 2008

You marry a role and/you give up your soul/til it breaks down (c) Something Corporate

So I've been seeing a lot of this with the males in my immediate circle, and some that are not so I couldn't help but touch on it. Recently a lot of men with girlfriends have been hitting on me, which has been making me very pessimistic about relationships, but I digress. I am often described as the 'cool girl.' The antithetical high maintenance, materialistic, stupid, 'extra regular' (c) R. Penn II girl that seems to be getting all the play nowadays... And what I realized is that... These dudes in my immediate circle that keep propositioning me are just GREEDY. They want their skank skeeza, and the girl they can talk to about what's going on the NBA, and I am NOT being that outlet any longer! Lol. After talking to a friend, I realized that these dudes are just settling, they couldn't find what they were looking for in one person, so to avoid being lonely they just take what they can get. Which leads me to this blog....

Contentment vs. Compatibility

I mean I personally know the importance of compatibility when looking for a significant other but a few of my male friends seem to be willing to give in to the idea of being content in lieu of being compatible with a person.... (I blame it on the fact that it's getting cold, people wanting to cuddle up... 'hibernate' if you will... Hey, it explains why most people are born in the Autumn months), but don't they realize that this in turn only hurts them in the long run. I mean the 'crush/infatuation' phase only lasts so long until you realize hey this girl is sexy, but I hate hearing her talk because I am not remotely interested in anything she is interested in. We have NOTHING in common.'

That was just one example...another example of being content is when you have been in a relationship with a girl and figure 'I've been through the fire' (c) Chaka Khan (and no that was not an STD reference) with this broad, I love her, she loves me... That's all we need right? HELL TO THA NAW, because the more time you spend with her, the more you realize that she is not a good compliment to your pomp (swag would go here but I'm sooooo tired of that played out word, so I'm going with 'pomp,' yes pomp as in; grandeur, splendor, array... DON'T JUDGE ME). It's nothing that this girl did, in fact she has never been anything but marvelous too me, she just doesn't do it for me anymore...but I'll just stay with her because inevitably I'm just going to go through this with another chic anyway... And I've already got time invested in this one so, 'I'm gon stick wit u' (c) Pussycat Dolls.

This is being content fella's and it's a BAAADDDDDDD idea. Why do you ask? Because no matter how long you 'stick it out' the fact that you are in the 'content stage' is eventually gonna come out whenever you happen to come across that person you may in fact be compatible with. This in turn is going to make you resentful of this girl that you've been dealing with that you knew wasn't up to par, but you were too big of a sissy to admit it to yourself, and her.

Patience is key when looking for compatibility. Now don't get me wrong I understand that we live in a microwave society and we want things now... So around the winter time I'm not mad at cha if you get in a few After 9/content based relationships. But in the end what is wrong with you that you can't be alone for a lil minute and enjoy the company of oneself? (mixed in with a few one night stands.) However this is where the problem lies.... such situations can have you stuck in that predicament for the long haul. My advice (though it means nothing)? Listen to the e-harmony ads, and 'find out what it's like to be matched based on true compatibility.' *cough, cough* weak niggas *cough, cough*

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

IRRESPONSIBLE WHITE PERSON WEDNESDAY!


It seems as though these last couple weeks 'IWP' has had something to do with politics, and ironically this week is no exception.


"I don't care whether you tape me privately or publicly. I can tell you that whatever I say is always lawful." -Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich

Well that certainly isn't the case Mr. Blagojevich because you clearly got caught saying some pretty unlawful things in regards to selling Obama's seat in the Senate.

But hey... I'm thinking that the political pundits may have misunderstood Blagojevich. He is just coming up with new ways to bolster the economy.


Click Here to learn more about what lead up to this 'IWP's' arrest

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

You crazy for this one Mahmoud (c) Andy Samberg

Random Convo between Bia and Bia for your enjoyment...

Bia: That was the funniest sh*t I have seen in a long time... second only to prop 8 the musical starring jack black as jesus.
Me: Wasn't is great?! Jack Black was so convincing as our Lord and savior... My alarm goes off and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS...
Bia: i checked my phone and saw you rang and jizzed in my pants. so f*cking genius
Me: Andy Samberg needs to impregnate me. In fact I'm going to start collecting his used pants on ebay on the off chance that there is a semen sample in it, cause I can't wait for romance.
Bia: that was beautifully poetic. i in fac am stealing that quote and claimin it as my own
Me: I was lookin for Michael Phelps sperm on ebay. I was even planning a water birth (after discussing this with my friends E-Wally and Chairbear)... keepin the child in its familiar element. It'll come out swimmin and collecting gold medals. We all decided on the name Phelps Phelps so their is no question of paternity.
Bia: hahaha you all are such geniuses for planning this ornate ordeal and training your child from birth. when nature and nurture come together you will have a god child
Bia: as a matter of fact i am going to pray to phelps phelps
Me: You should... Behold the second coming
Bia: praise white god and his white son phelps phelps

Monday, December 8, 2008

What ever happened to important things in movies... Like, a PLOT (c) Aaron McGruder



*Insert shameless plug here* From the creators of The Boondocks...Check out The Super Rumble Mix Show on Youtube! This will have to fill the void of the Boondocks for now. The clips are great... Here's one I enjoyed (sorry to any Tyler Perry fans *cough, cough* my roommates that I may have offended) lol.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Jizzed in my pants (c) The Lonely Island



Youtube will probably shut this down soon but I couldn't resist. I will DEFINITELY be coppin this cd 2/10/2009 :)

Embedding was disabled so CLICK HERE to see this amazing vid!

Saturday, December 6, 2008

EAT S&^T DIE! (c) Yeezy



Kanye actin a FOOL at his concert in Australia after a fan threw a penny at him

Friday, December 5, 2008

SONG OF THE WEEK!!





Showin a fellow StL-ian some luv that just so happens to be
a stellar crooner.... Check out the song 'Sunshine' and various others at http://www.erickrichardson.com/ and tell him MEEZY sent cha! :)







HurtMEEZYSoul@gmail.com is still longing for your 'Song of the Week' suggestions...

Thursday, December 4, 2008

For years I used to love reading comic books... Then I turned 7 (c) Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

Triumph at the San Diego Comic Con... Sure he's making fun of people such as me, but hey even I can laugh at myself from time to time... :)

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

IRRESPONSIBLE WHITE PERSON WEDNESDAY!!



JIM MARTIN

Where as Mr. Martin did lose the election to Republican incumbent Saxby Chambliss yesterday.... This is NOT why he is granted the 'IWP' title. Sure, we all knew what Jim was trying to do by getting the likes of T.I, Jeezy, and Ludacris to speak on his behalf but... BABY steps Mr. Martin BABY steps. The white democratic population of Georgia are the ones awarding Mr. Martin with this award today. You see, in their eyes it is Jim's overly progressive ways that cost him this election. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE the fact that he was attempting to gain more of the black vote by attempting to bridge the gap between politics and the hip hop influence, HOWEVER you have to find a way of doing so WITHOUT alienating the white vote... White folk tend to not so much value the opinion of those with singles in rotation with lyrics such as; 'If I take one more drink/I'm gon end up f*&king you' (c) Luda... I'm down for change... As is the world currently, but you gotta ease people into it... This move was too drastic... Especially for those in the extremely conservative state that is Georgia... Sorry homie.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

PROPOSITION 8.... The Musical?

See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die

Monday, December 1, 2008

Rhodes Scholar/Athlete? Hmmmm

Shout out to Myron Rolle for breaking all kinds of stereotypes associated with black male athletes by accepting the oh so prestigious Rhodes Scholarship. Yes this Florida State Safety did in fact opt to fore go his senior season of eligibility to study at Oxford.... now that's sexy. GOOD LUCK TO YOU MR. ROLLE! :)

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Refresh Your Flow...

Since FNF Radio is on a hiatus... This is the next best thing I suppose... Be sure to check out Lu's interview with Estelle and Luda... it's SPLENDIDLY entertaining!

Click HERE ----> http://refreshyourflowshow.com/videos.html

Saturday, November 29, 2008

You better GET IT WHITE BOY!



He hits the dutty wind better than some niggas I know...

Friday, November 28, 2008

SONG OF THE WEEK!!

WEEK 5. Send me song suggestions... HurtMEEZYSoul@gmail.com





Artist: Incubus
Song Title: Dig
First of All Chris Kilmore you amazing turntablist God you... Teach me the ways of the turntable oh noble sensei. Anyway, I love this song because it's about friendship and surrounding yourself with people that keep you grounded. As my friend so eloquently reminds me on a daily basis 'I knew you when you were ugly!' (c) Bia. Gotta keep people like that in your fav 5... cause arrogance is lame, and the groupies only love ya when you're on top ;-)




Fav lyric of the song: so when weakness turns my ego up/I know you'll count on the me from yesterday/if I turn into another/dig me up from under what is covering/the better part of me/sing this song/remind me that we'll always have each other/when everything else is gone.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

IRRESPONSIBLE WHITE PERSON WEDNESDAY!!


Welcome to the first installment of 'Irresponsible White Person Wednesday' in this segment opener we haveeee...


Mark Fuhrman


'Yeah we work with niggers and gangs. You can take one of these niggers, drag 'em into the alley and beat the sh*t out of them and kick them. You can see them twitch. It really relieves your tension... we had them begging that they'd never be gang members again, begging us. I would tell them, you do what you're told, understand, nigger?' (c) Mr. Fuhrman.


For those of you that aren't familiar with Mr. Fuhrman, he is an ex LAPD detective that worked on the OJ trial. He is credited with being the one who found OJ's bloody glove. He was later charged with committing perjury when he testified about finding said glove. To this day Mr. Fuhrman is the only person related to the OJ case that got convicted of criminal charges.
How did he go down you ask? One word... nigger. The defense proved that Mr. Fuhrman's past racially charged remarks made him susceptible to doing stupid things such as planting evidence. So today we salute you Mr. Fuhrman for proving that there are in fact niggers in ALL races... MORON.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Fresh... YES HE IS! (c) Mr. Fiasco





In honor of Mr. Thom Browne acquiring the title of GQ's Designer of the Year I decided to post Mr. Browne's 10 Guidelines for dressing like a gentleman... Take notes fellas! ENJOY!






1. I don’t understand why everybody thinks that dressing casually is so much more comfortable. I’m as comfortable in a suit as I am in anything else.


2. Good champagne—good, not expensive—has been my cocktail of choice for as long as I can remember. I like them all—Bollinger, Taittinger, and others. I also collect champagne coupes; I have more than 10. They’re one of the few things that I collect.


3. Chariots of Fire, Death in Venice, North by Northwest, and The Thomas Crown Affair are some of my favorite films—and they’re all particularly inspiring for menswear. I watch movies all the time but I don’t like to go to the theater. It’s just too much.


4. Guys shouldn’t spend a lot of money on a haircut. I go to Chelsea Barbers in New York, where I pay about $30. The price went up, but I’m very loyal to the woman there.


5. It’s sad that the cell phone is replacing the watch as a time-telling device. I wear a vintage watch that’s really skinny.


6. When it comes to shoes, you don’t really need more than a few pairs of wing tips or oxfords. They’re classics. And I wear only black shoes in the city. Brown ones are for the country.


7. Men don’t know enough about being courteous toward women. You should get into a cab before a woman so she doesn’t have to slide across the seat. And you should always go first into a revolving door so she doesn’t have to push—unless it’s moving, then let her go first.


8. Seersucker and khaki suits are the key to looking put-together in the summer. I also wear shorts year-round. And I would never say never, but I don’t wear sandals. With shorts, it’s wing tips and tennis socks.


9. I like menswear from the late fifties and early sixties. It’s the uniformity and the lack of choice from that era that I respond to. It’s also the last time that there was such a distinct American style. Now it’s all jumbled up and homogenized.



10. I love white linen sheets, but they need to be ironed, so that limits my use of them. Otherwise, I like really good, starched white cotton sheets. They have to be white.

GET FAMILIAR!!!



Artist: MGMT
Song Title: Kids


So catchy... I saw their performance at Glastonbury 08 and felt obliged to enlighten you about their amazingess... Google em!

Sunday, November 23, 2008

You don't know bad til you've seen Chester French (c) Lupe



Artist: Chester French
Song Title: She Loves Everybody
Two Harvard University students + Star Trak = Good stuff... Google em lol

Friday, November 21, 2008

SONG OF THE WEEK



Artist: Aesop Rock
Song Title: No Regrets
Aesop Rock is a Hip Hop artist originally from Long Island, NY. A lot of his stuff is really random, and open for interpretation. His songs definitely reflect all the things that are going on in his head and his stream of consciousness. I like this one cause it's simple; be yourself, follow your dreams, and most importantly... DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO, not what others think you should.

HurtMEEZYSoul@gmail.com needs YOU to send song suggestions for next week! :)

Fav lyric of this song: Look, I've never had a dream in my life/Because a dream is what you wanna do, but still haven't pursued/I knew what I wanted and did it till it was done/So I've been the dream that I wanted to be since day one!

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Where yo @$$ been (c) M. Keez

So to the three people that read this blog I apologize for the lack of updates lately... I've been in an orgasmic-like state ever since Mr. Obama was elected, but I am better now and back in FULL force. So while on hiatus I have thought of a few things that I can bring to the blog.... I realize that I give niggas a hard time, and even though 99.9% of the time they do deserve it, I can't be one sided. To even out the playing field I've decided to incorporate 'Irresponsible White Person Wednesday' so be on the lookout for the first installment of that on the 26th **Hint** it's gonna be an oldie but goodie.

Also while on my break I've had a couple of people write in for my 'Inside the Mind of a Man' segment to have their questions answered, so here are a couple of those...

Oooooh I think he like me writes:
Is there a sign r signs that let u know if a guy likes you. i like a guy and i think he likes me but im not sure and i don't wanna tell him i like him and he doesnt feel tha same and thatll ruin everythin we have

Male #1's opinion (watered down truth)
hmm...that's a tough one. if he never talks to you about women he's interested in, yet probes you about guys from time to time, then i'd say he's interested. he doesn't want to tell you about any females and let you think that he's not interested in you, and he asks you about other guys cuz he wants to know if his options are there. also...look out for any small gestures. one of the big ways to know if a guy is into you as more than a friend or not is small gestures. does he do something that leaves you saying, "that was really nice. he really didn't even have to do that." cuz guys won't go out of their way to do something that they weren't asked to do unless they're trying to make a point

Male #2's opinion (pure unadulterated ignance)
Do you know his friends? Does he know yours? Do you go out in public? And if so is it during peak hours? Does he call when he says he will, or at all? And lastly why do you think he likes you? These questions will give you a lot of insight into the nature of your relationship. If you don't know his friends than your just a secret jumpoff, and that's a dead end road. If you know his friends but he doesn't really care to know yours, then he isn't planning on making any strong ties to you, I mean if he was wouldn't he care to know the ppl you like most? If you never go out in public than you should already know whats up and if you go out but its only on week nites, or weekends when the sun is out, you're a jump off. If he doesn't call, its prolly because youre not on his mind. Its really that simple. Guys aren't that difficult to figure out, but if you think he likes you because you go to dinner once a week or something, think about how many times you go out and don't get it in afterward? If you seem to end up spending nite everytime you go out, he may just be trained to know that a meal means sex.

Hoe to a housewife writes:
Could u ask ur male accomplices what they look for in a significant other. I've been single for a while, and I've had a couple hook ups every now and then but I'm looking for a relationship, so I wanted to know what they look for in a girlfriend instead of a hook up and would they ever consider turnin a hook up into a girlfriend

Male #1's opinion
First off...a REAL guy wants a girl that makes him work a lil. not to the point where they begin to feel like it's a lost effort, but just enough to keep them coming back for more. and really....what a guy wants is someone who is just a good match. we don't want someone who is gonna b sweatin us every time we miss a phone call. and we don't want someone who seems unstable and clingy. just be cool and go with the flow of the relationship without trying to rush it into something it's not.

Male #2's opinion
The problem is shes looking for a relationship. Men can sense that just like dogs smell fear. If we know youre seeking out a relationship then we're going to be turned off. Especially if you a hook up cause truth be told, after ppl done hooked up with you, u lose all the luster and shine that attracts ppl to new toys in the first place. And that's really how you have to look at yourself.as a new toy, a car even. What is going to make you stand out amongst all the newer models once you've been driven all crazy?


... Ladies, you have any other questions you need a male opinion on? Shoot 'em my way at HurtMEEZYSoul@gmail.com... Males? Wonderin 'What they really want from a nigga?' (c) DMX... You can direct your inquiries to me as well :)

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

I got five on it! (c) Luniz/M. Key


As a sacrifice I have decided to auction off my virginity to McCain/Palin supporters for their vote. I believe this is what Malcolm X was talking about when he coined the phrase 'By any means necessary!'



GO VOTE PEOPLE!
McCain/Palin supporters get at me... Open until 7:30pm in the Ohio area....

Friday, October 31, 2008

Can't worry about what another nigga think (c) Outkast

SONG OF THE WEEK!
Week 3. Send me some suggestions! HurtMEEZYSoul@gmail.com...


Artist: Outkast ft. Cee-Lo
Song Title: Liberation
I love this song! It's my ringtone for the time being... Oh Outkast, this song is inspirational and like most Outkast songs it is filled with hidden meanings and empowerment. It does what hip hop SHOULD do... It uplifts.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

So what kind of drugs were you selling? (c) Chelsea Handler



This interview is HILARIOUS! Enjoy :)

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Here comes a brand new flava in ya earrrr (c) Craig Mack

Now here are some fun one of a kind speakers for your ipizzle... Headphonies are portable and designed by various talented artists. I was attempting to be creative and design my own, but failed horribly. Check em out for yourself at http://headphonies.com/shop/catalog

Monday, October 27, 2008

It starts.... (c) The genie from Aladdin

Feds disrupt skinhead plot to assassinate Obama
By LARA JAKES JORDAN, Associated Press Writer – Mon Oct 27, 7:53 pm ET

WASHINGTON – Two white supremacists allegedly plotted to go on a national killing spree, shooting and decapitating black people and ultimately targeting Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama, federal authorities said Monday.
In all, the two men whom officials describe as neo-Nazi skinheads planned to kill 88 people — 14 by beheading, according to documents unsealed in U.S. District Court in Jackson, Tenn. The numbers 88 and 14 are symbolic in the white supremacist community.
The spree, which initially targeted an unidentified predominantly African-American school, was to end with the two men driving toward Obama, "shooting at him from the windows," the court documents show.
"Both individuals stated they would dress in all white tuxedos and wear top hats during the assassination attempt," the court complaint states. "Both individuals further stated they knew they would and were willing to die during this attempt."
An Obama spokeswoman traveling with the senator in Pennsylvania had no immediate comment.
Sheriffs' deputies in Crockett County, Tenn., arrested the two suspects — Daniel Cowart, 20, of Bells, Tenn., and Paul Schlesselman 18, of Helena-West Helena, Ark. — Oct. 22 on unspecified charges. "Once we arrested the defendants and suspected they had violated federal law, we immediately contacted federal authorities," said Crockett County Sheriff Troy Klyce.
The two were charged by federal authorities Monday with possessing an unregistered firearm, conspiring to steal firearms from a federally licensed gun dealer, and threatening a candidate for president.
Cowart and Schlesselman are being held without bond. Agents seized a rifle, a sawed-off shotgun and three pistols from the men when they were arrested. Authorities alleged the two men were preparing to break into a gun shop to steal more.
Jasper Taylor, city attorney in Bells, said Cowart was arrested on Wednesday. He was held for a few days in Bells, then moved over the weekend to another facility.
"It was kept under lid until today," Taylor said.
Until his arrest, Cowart lived with his grandparents in a southern, rural part of the county, Taylor said, adding that Cowart apparently never graduated from high school. He moved away, possibly to Arkansas or Texas, then returned over the summer, Taylor said.
Attorney Joe Byrd, who has been hired to represent Cowart, did not immediately return a call seeking comment Monday. Messages left on two phone numbers listed under Cowart's name were not immediately returned.
No telephone number for Schlesselman in Helena-West Helena could be found immediately.
The court documents say the two men met about a month ago on the Internet and found common ground in their shared "white power" and "skinhead" philosophy.
The numbers 14 and 88 are symbols in skinhead culture, referring to a 14-word phrase attributed to an imprisoned white supremacist: "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children" and to the eighth letter of the alphabet, H. Two "8"s or "H"s stand for "Heil Hitler."
Court records say Cowart and Schlesselman also bought nylon rope and ski masks to use in a robbery or home invasion to fund their spree, during which they allegedly planned to go from state to state and kill people. Agents said the skinheads did not identify the African-American school they were targeting by name.
Jim Cavanaugh, special agent in charge of the Nashville field office for the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco Firearms and Explosives, said authorities took the threats very seriously.
"They said that would be their last, final act — that they would attempt to kill Sen. Obama," Cavanaugh said. "They didn't believe they would be able to do it, but that they would get killed trying."
He added: "They seemed determined to do it. Even if they were just to try it, it would be a trail of tears around the South."
An ATF affidavit filed in the case says Cowart and Schlesselman told investigators the day they were arrested they had shot at a glass window at Beech Grove Church of Christ, a congregation of about 60 black members in Brownsville, Tenn.
Nelson Bond, the church secretary and treasurer, said no one was at the church when the shot was fired. Members found the bullet had shattered the glass in the church's front door when they arrived for evening Bible study.
"We have been on this site for about 120 years, and we have never had a problem like this before," said Bond, 53 and a church member for 45 years.
The investigation is continuing, and more charges are possible, Cavanaugh said. He said there's no evidence — so far — that others were willing to assist Cowart and Schlesselman with the plot.
At this point, there does not appear to be any formal assassination plan, Secret Service spokesman Eric Zahren said.
"Whether or not they had the capability or the wherewithal to carry out an attack remains to be seen," he said.
Zahren said the statements about the assassination came out in interviews after the men were arrested last week.
The Secret Service became involved in the investigation once it was clear that an Obama assassination attempt was part of this violent far-reaching plot.
"We don't discount anything," Zahren said, adding that it's one thing for the defendants to make statements, but it's not the same as having an organized assassination plan.
Helena-West Helena, on the Mississippi River in east Arkansas' Delta, is in one of the nation's poorest regions, trailing even parts of Appalachia in its standard of living. Police Chief Fred Fielder said he had never heard of Schlesselman.
However, the reported threat of attacking a school filled with black students worried Fielder. Helena-West Helena, with a population of 12,200, is 66 percent black. "Predominantly black school, take your pick," he said.
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Associated Press writers Erik Schelzig in Nashville, Tenn., Jon Gambrell in Little Rock, Ark., and Eileen Sullivan in Washington contributed to this report.

Those with self-esteem need not apply (c) Phontizzle



The 'Jump-off' post got several rave reviews so I've decided to follow it up with discussion on the 'After 9 Relationship.' What is the After 9 relationship you ask? It could be a situation that you are in right now and just don't know it. The After 9 relationship is a figurative relationship that only exists in your head. Meaning, to the person that you THINK you're in this relationship with, it doesn't exist...


Some tell-tale signs that you're in an After 9 Relationship...
1. You check your call log and realize the nigga has NEVER used a daytime minute on you.
2. Your text message inbox runneth over, but your incoming call list is lacking representation from 'your boo.'
3. You have never been introduced to any of your significant others friends.
4. His idea of a date is a blockbuster night followed by '15 minutes of passion on his momma's futon.' (c) Phontigallo
5. You two are rarely/never seen together in public places...
6. You are very familiar with the late night menu at the local 24 hour eateries... This is primarily because the only time you two actually grab a meal together is after normal dinner hours and you have a $5 limit.
7. You have never spent the night over your significant others house or vice versa.
8. His idea of quality time is coming over after he gets out of the club.
9. You call your 'boo,' get the voicemail and then he responds with a text message...

So ladies... if more than one of these signs apply to you... 'You are NOT his GIRLFRIEND' (c) Chris Rock. Don't lie to yourself any longer and accept the role you played in this deception.

Thanks,

Management.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

You can vote however you like (c) Ron Clark Academy Chilllrensss



The Chi incorporating hip-hop in the curriculum...

This stuff happens, it's not a myth (c) Allen Raymond

Mr. Raymond went to jail for his participation in a voting scandal in New Hampshire in 2002.  He was paid over $15,000 to jam phone lines.  Mr. Raymond 'jammed lines' by hiring a small Idaho telemarketing company to incessantly make hang up phone calls to six phone lines in New Hampshire.  Five of the phone lines being jammed were being used by Democrats to get out the vote, and the sixth was being used by Manchester Firefighters' Union which offers rides to the polling booths.  




....Just urging you to be careful my fellow voters.  The tricksters are pulling out all the stops in '08.

Friday, October 24, 2008

SONG OF THE WEEK!

Week 2 installment of the 'Song of the Week' feature... Don't forget to send your suggestions to HurtMEEZYsoul@gmail.com :)



Artist: Hey Champ
Song Title: Cold Dust Girl
'Hey Champ' is a former underground indie/electro/rock Chicago group recently signed to Lupe Fiasco's record label (1st and 15th...) I enjoy this song lots... So add them as friends on myspace at www.myspace.com/heychamp and give em some feedback. FNF UP!

Thursday, October 23, 2008

HATE HATE HATE (c) The nigga from Dave Chapelle's Haters Ball


Why? WHY?!? WHY????!!!! Whyyyyyyyyyyy has Beyonce' returned from her very brief hiatus? I guess 'recessions hurt singers too' (c) M. Key. Just when I thought I was safe for a few more months, BEYONCE'-mania comes back in FULL FORCE! She has three singles in rotation on the radio right now... and they are driving me INSANE. I know many of you Beyonce' followers are perplexed... thinking to yourselves 'Why do you have such a strong dislike for Ms. Knowles/Mrs. Carter...? She's a motivation. A strong, independent woman singing songs about the empowerment of women.' And to all of you out there I say 'Well allow me to retort!' (c) Samuel L. Jackson.

When I see Beyonce' all I think about is how she is even further perpetuating negative black female stereotypes. She is a joke... A puppet that has been trained to sing, dance, and entertain for the masses. How is a person that probably has never had an original thought in her entire life a motivation for women? If anything Beyonce' exemplifies that allowing others to think FOR you is the way to a successful career and life. In my opinion she's a walking contradiction. One minute she sings a song talking about 'flaws and all' and in the same breath she causes an uproar trying to ban a video of her falling at a performance on youtube. From the accusations of her saying 'I wish I could have gained 20 pounds and played Effie' in regards to Jennifer Hudson's 'Dreamgirls' performance, to her excessively arrogant statements such as 'I knew that the character that I played wasn't the star ... I'm already a star. I already have nine Grammys. Everyone knows I can sing.' Not to mention the many faces of 'Beyonce' and dem....' I am 99.9% certain that Beyonce' was definitely one of those girls you hated in high school that would attempt to tear you down in order to build herself up. And don't we have ENOUGH of that in the black female community? Come on now... There's a thin line between strong, talented, black female and vindictive, egotistical, black heffa. I'm just sick of seeing women in the music industry recycling the same themes for songs over and over again. (Beyonce's 'If I Were a Boy...' 'Didn't Ciara do that already? (c) Rob Lovell')


Most female R&B singers songs revolve around men, which is reflecting our priorities. We need more mainstream songs that take the focus off of men, and back on to ourselves. And don't get me wrong, I know they're out there because I have them on my playlist regularly. I just wish that the 'Beyonce's' of the world would move 'To tha left, to tha left' (c) Ne-Yo and make way for women that are singing about other pertinent issues affecting us as a species. But, who am I kidding? That wouldn't sell, and that's the name of the game. So until then..I'll be waiting, dreaming, that one day things will turn around... *Walks away from the computer screen, turns up 'Single Ladies' and dances excessively.*


You will not look at the video the same after viewing this...

Monday, October 20, 2008

Can you name one? (c) Katie Couric

Here are some Family Guy clips generating a slight uproar...


I couldn't find the original Family Guy clip... So this 'chopped and screwed' (c) Teddy Pain version will have to suffice



The irony about this clip is that what McCain/Palin are doing is mirroring what the Nazi's did towards the end of the Weimer Republic. For those of you that don't know, what they did was bring up distractions about their obligation to fight the Jews. By doing this they were able to breed hostility which made several people in the population openly voice anti-semitic remarks. This allowed the Nazi's to acquire votes among the portions of the population that were aggravated and dead broke, and sadly it worked... I'm hoping we have more sense than that to fall for that mess...

Friday, October 17, 2008

It's bigger than the government.... (c) Ms. Baduism

Song of the Week!

So I've decided to post a song of the week every Friday just cause... I thought it would be a nice addition and offer the readers some consistency and something to look forward to. So, if any of you have any suggestions for the 'Song of the Week' don't hesitate to shoot me a line at hurtmeezysoul@gmail.com... And now, for the first song of the week...



Artist: Erykah Badu
Song Title: THE HEALER
I was in a revolutionary mood this week :). This song is AMAZING, it is basically discussing how music (not just hip hop) is bigger than everything. Primarily because it is able to bring together people from all different walks of life and backgrounds.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Yessa massa issa shine ya shoes too (c) Maddy

Finally Disney heard our cry... Or better yet, finally Disney GAVE IN! Yes, after years of little black girls dressing up as Mulan, Cinderella, Jasmine, and all the other NOT BLACK Disney Princesses for Halloween, hopefully by October of '09 they will have a 'Tiana' costume to acquire. I know what you're thinking... Tiana? Well, hey I'll take it considering the initial name choice was Maddy, no my friends that was NOT a typo, Disney was trying to name the first African-American Disney Princess Maddy. I'm guessing they gave up on that notion when in a board meeting they all turned to the 'token black' on the production team and asked if that was appropriate. To top things off, Maddy was also going to be a chambermaid... However, that idea was tossed as well. The film is going to take place in New Orleans (go figure) in the 1920's Jazz Era. Poor Disney, after the release of this movie they will realize what I have known all along... You CANNOT please niggas. Sure, niggas will be content for a second because after years of anticipation they finally got what they asked for. BUT, that praise will seize once they realize how ridiculously stereotypical and inaccurate this movie is going to be. But this may not be the case... because Heidi Trotter, a spokesperson from Disney stated "Princess Tiana will be a heroine in the great tradition of Disney’s rich animated fairy tale legacy, and all other characters and aspects of the story will be treated with the greatest respect and sensitivity." Hmmmm, something tells me that D.W. Griffith said something very similar when pitching The Birth of a Nation...

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

You like broke niggas (c) B. Edmonds

The tagline of this blog is what my dear friend Brandon said about myself, and my taste in men. I have come to realize that the 40-year old virgin is not just a funny comedy, it's looking like it is shaping up to be an autobiography of my life. I'm not gonna lie, once I hit that half way mark I was a little worried, but now that I'm approaching 3/4 of the way there, I'm terrified. I know what you're thinking, come ON you're a female, you can git errr done' (c) Larry the Cable Guy... whenever you want. I wish it were that simple. To help you understand where I'm coming from I've compiled a list of celebrities that I find attractive maybe then you will see my dilemma, because of my eclectic taste in men I just can't seem to find anyone that I'm attracted to/connect enough with to 'do the dew' (c) Mountain Dew Marketing Rep that is making wayyyy too much money for coining that phrase. That or the guys that I am attracted to, don't like girls like moi. :( (world's smallest violin plays for me for .2 seconds) I am more than aware that if I were to meet about 99.9% of the people on these lists, that I would more than likely no longer be interested... But hey, I'm trying to give you some sort of guideline here. Celebs don't really do much for me...To be 'Politically Correct' I have made a Black Guy List... and a White Guy List... I couldn't make it even thought lol. Enjoy!


My Mandingo Warriors
16. 

Blair Underwood- Ever since that BET hot hunks calendar in middle school I can not get him out of my mind. Sooooo amazingly beautiful.









15. 


Mos Def- So he may or may not pay child support, but we're not gonna get into all that. When I read his lyrics, he makes my heart smile.



14.
Jesse Martin- With him I get to mix my love for Law and Order and
attractive men. He's 'nothin special' per se, but he's cute. AND he played a gay man in RENT, I tend to like men that are secure enough in their sexuality to embrace roles that may challenge ideals on masculinity.


13. Sean Daley (Slug of the Hip-Hop group Atmosphere)- now I know he's bi-racial but I had to give him his black card... Hey, he is a rapper after-all. Now I know he's not 'traditionally hot' or whatever but his music makes me melt, so anyone that can move me in ways I never thought possible via song has to be able to do wonders to me in every other aspect of my life... Right?


12.

Lonnie Lynn (Common)- One out of five light-skinned brothers on the list. Sure he got crap for saying what he did about interracial couples but I love an outspoken man, even when his ethics may or may not be questionable. His music is wonderfullll. Plus, he's delicious to look at.
11.



Ahmir Thompson (?uest Love)- Now I know I'm gonna take loads of crap for this one but there's something about those drum sticks... They do wonders to me. Oh how I wish he would make love to me on a snare :)

10.  Isaiah Washington - I've been in love with him ever since he played 'Angry Nigga #1' in Crooklyn. He is a cool chocolate delight on a warm summers day. EFFFFFF Grey's Anatomy lol.







9.

Vincent Carter - I've loved him since 8th grade, it's just one of those things that don't go away...








8. 
Phonte' (of Little Brother) - My love for him is so strong. I pretty much feel as though he is my male counterpart (minus the whole 'talent thing' cause I don't have that lol) I would definitely let him love me with NOOOOO hesitation.




7. Jason Momoa-
Ever since I laid eyes on him in Stargate Atlantis my life was never the same. He is the true blend of "man's man" and romantic. He can build me a home, make dinner, do the dishes, rub my feet and who doesn't like that kind of versatility in a partner? Doesn't hurt that he's fine denamug and OH.SO.HUMBLE. Midwest for the win!!









6.




Andre 3000- WEIRDO SUPREME! How appropriate is it that I love him? I don't care if you press your hair and it looks more healthy than mine, you are beautiful and I would definitely become a vegetarian for you...



5. Raphael Saadiq 
My first crush EVER. His voice. His talent. Even as a baby child I knew he was the stuff dreams were made of.







4.



Willard Smith- Oh the Fresh Prince... Sure he's old, but like Denzel he is a classic... He's just legitimately a GOOD MAN, and in my opinion there's NOTHIN sexier.




3.


MICHAEL ERIC DYSON- He gives me mental orgasms... and being a supreme nerd, that leads me only to imagine what he could do to my body. Sure he's uber old, so perhaps I should put his son on the list since that would be more feasible, but what can I say? He makes my body tingle a lil.





2.


Aaron McGruder- Yum, yum, yum... I'm not gonna lie, I was attracted to this man before I ever laid eyes on him. However, I find it crazy ironic that he happens to be CUTE. He says what I think and gets paid for it. His hate for niggas equals if not surpasses mine and that entices me. PLUS he's a comic book nerd TOO! Oh Mr. McGruder may I PLEASEEEEEE have your babies?









1.


Wasalu Jaco (Lupe Fiasco)-UBER NERD. When it boils down to it that's all I really want. But he's cool wit it, and his style... OMG his style, it makes me shake just thinking about it. He encompasses everything I long for in a man... Intelligence, originality, style, and attractiveness. AND HE GETS THE GIRL... Need I say more? That song is story of my life...

AND

Kendrick Lamar - a self conscious fellow Gemini that doesn't drink or smoke. HELLO, is it me you're looking for? So witty, so insightful, so original. 100% organic and true to himself at all times. His talent disgusts me. I hope he's famous one day. I want everyone to love him as much as I do :)


Honorable Mention: Pharrell Williams, he makes my leg tremble a lil, he's just too flashy for my liking. His 'swag' (pardon my use of the supremely overused term)...SCRATCH THAT WHOLE 'swag' thing... I'm gonna say his 'pomp' yes POMP, as in; shine, array, fanfare, and gradeur... It's his pomp that keeps me coming back.


My White Lightnin's
14.ANDY SAMBERG! - Such a nerd... I have a weakness in my soul for nerds... AND he's hilarious. I get the 'Andy likes the sista's vibe' which is a plus... I can soothe your chocolate fix... *call me*

13.
Travis McCoy- Yeah I know he's bi-racial too, AND so was Slug but he makes the white guy list because he decided to date Katy Perry... that girl kissin heff is not what I pictured my Travie to be with. She's sooooo extra regular lol. He has SEVERELY dropped as a result of his decision. However, I'm not gonna lie, when looking at the other persuasion I tend to be a little radical, and the gauges in his ears and tattoo covered body do intrigue me...

12.


Jared Leto- I hate the movie Panic Room but I watch it over and over because of Mr. Leto and his braids...Those eyes. Oh, and 30 Seconds to Mars aren't too bad... ;-)


11.


Shia LaBeouf- I can tell he likes the sista's and any fan of the sista's is a fan of mine. I've loved him since Even Stevens, all these other sista's are jumpin on the band wagon because of Eagle Eye... STAY AWAY, he's MINE! lol





10.

Chester (Linkin Park)- So he's your typical skinny white boy and to be honest I don't know WHAT IT IS... but I am sooo attracted to him.



9.




Jason Mraz- I LOVE his voice... it soothes me, that coupled with the fact that I met him and he called me beautiful was enough to give him my panties.... Yup, 'I'm easy like Sunday Mornin....' (c) Commodores.

8.

Michael Cesar- YES Evan from Superbad. He's a nerd. But that's what rocks my socks, I thought you got that by now. EVERYONE I know that knows about my love for him continuously make fun of me for it lol. *Walks away from the screen and pops in Juno*
7.

BRANDON BOYD- 'How do you do it...Make me feel like I do?' (c) Mr. Boyd himself. I pretty much have concluded that he would make my life better. Sure he had some drug issues, but all that I would require him to do is sing Stellar, I Miss You, Love Hurts, Dig, and I Wish You Were Here to me... and I would let him do to me whatever he wishes.





6.






Richard Gere- That old man gets my juices flowing. Felching or not, you still made the list.

5.


Zach Braff- Any man that is responsible for the soundtrack of Garden State would obviously be able to have my soul. He's cute, he's got style (those tweed Nike Blazers he wore in Garden State=beauty), he's funny, and he has great taste in music. 'I think I'm in loooveeeeee again' (c) Andre 3000

4.




Jon Stewart- Liberal white men are dreamy.



3.
Colin Farrell/Rob Lovell*- Sure I know he has venereal diseases that haven't even been catergorized yet, sure he probably has several illegitimate children, he curses wayyyy too much, he's rude, he's a womanizer, and he may not shower. I'd still let him fondle me. And what does that say about myself? Perhaps I have low self-esteem, but I'd grin and bare it for Mr. Farrell because no matter how bad he is, he always looks sexy doing it. (He's my ONE bad guy on the list... give me a break,) I think it's the accent lol.


2.


Christian Bale- Have you seen American Psycho? Nuff' said.





1.



Robert Downey Jr. - A very unconventional #1 but as you probably have guessed by now there is NOTHING conventional about Meezy. I've loved him foreverrrrr. I know about his run ins with the law, with drugs, etc. but in my opinion he is one of the most intriguing actors of this generation. His quirkiness and intelligence captivate me... and he's not too hard to look at ;-)










Honorable Mention: Johnny Depp! He makes odd=sexy and I love him for it. Oh, and Kyle Blizzard... 'BLOCK O' LEGEND!


So as you can see my lists are 99.9% made up of artists, musicians, and writers. What can I say? I'm undercover emo so anyone that oozes creativity, and are expressive can pretty much have my heart. The odd thing is that I am fairly certain that if I were to ever have the opportunity to love one of these individuals that I probably wouldn't even be attracted to them anymore. I'm more so attracted to the idea of them, since I don't really know them. So, until that striking individual comes into my life I'm going to keep trudging up that hill towards 40-year old virgin land... Hoping that my vag doesn't atrophy in the process. In fact, I'm hoping for the sake of my vagina, that I don't make it there.


















*Rob Lovell is my own personal Colin Farrell, he doesn't have any of the 'Colin Farrell' negative characteristcs, however, when he wears a beanie and I squint with one eye and don't look out of the other he looks JUST like him ;-)